rants Haters/Complainers: Legacy of Spleen

[MasqueradeOverture]

Imagine sneezing so hard you bruise a rib.

8 hours of sleeping lying down = pain. I guess I gotta keep upright in the meantime?

[The_annoying_one]

Respect and common decency. Are those things just not taught or practiced anymore, or am I just that hated?

[katt_goddess]

I've coughed up lung blobs/blown out my own weight in snots in the past 9 hours.

I'm waiting for either my tits or my head to cave in because something has got to give. 

[The_annoying_one]

I don’t feel well at all, but nothing specifically is wrong. This is weird and it sucks.

[molarbear]

We have a shit ton of these little modules due for class that teach you how to use this massive legal access search engine

I get the lessons are important, but there's so much grinding work that you end up just blazing through it as fast as possible, retaining almost no knowledge 

[The_annoying_one]

I feel like I’m waiting for something, but I’m pretty sure I’m not. I hate this stupid feeling.

[viperxmns]

Stupid digitizer on my Surface it totally fucking dying can barely use this thing's screen anymore fucking shit wtf am i gonna do with this i have 0 experience replacing a surface screen plus it's not gonna get security updates anymore next month so wtf do i do now this making me not trust in buying a new one but theres reasons i chose it over a damn ipad anyway though ppl do still say it's nice for drawing but then theres the same software questions idk wtf shit ass fuck shit 

[The_annoying_one]

So, I’m watching my 3 nephews (aged 5, 6, -and 8) for a little while today. I guess I got busy doing something, because one of these little hellions decided to cram an entire roll of toilet paper in my toilet…and it looks like it has paint all over it, too. 
 

This is something for the parents to deal with whenever they get back. I can’t even with this shit…

[André Toulon]

🤬 theres a fucking mouse...no biggie, happens every fall. I'll not get into my method of disposal because I know some may feel it inhumane, but I will say they leave my house alive and uninjured...

But this one... he's been around and he's seen some shit. He is NOT falling for the okeydoke, and I'm about to switch to poison on his ass....which i dont like to do because it'll just randomly die somewhere and i won't know where until he starts stinking 

[molarbear]

3 hours ago, André Toulon said:

🤬 theres a fucking mouse...no biggie, happens every fall. I'll not get into my method of disposal because I know some may feel it inhumane, but I will say they leave my house alive and uninjured...

But this one... he's been around and he's seen some shit. He is NOT falling for the okeydoke, and I'm about to switch to poison on his ass....which i dont like to do because it'll just randomly die somewhere and i won't know where until he starts stinking 

I got a void you can borrow for the job 

She requires a quiet place to snooze and if you attempt to touch her belly she will murderilate your ass 

[The_annoying_one]

I clearly clicked “Text me when my order is processed or on the way”, but you didn’t. I guess I just need to stare out my window from now on?

[[classic swim]]

Longest fucking Nielsen survey of my life, Jesus.

Thought it would never end, and way more intrusive than usual. I might as well have took it up the ass for the 5 dollars I’ll see in a month or two.

[André Toulon]

On 9/13/2025 at 3:17 PM, André Toulon said:

🤬 theres a fucking mouse...no biggie, happens every fall. I'll not get into my method of disposal because I know some may feel it inhumane, but I will say they leave my house alive and uninjured...

But this one... he's been around and he's seen some shit. He is NOT falling for the okeydoke, and I'm about to switch to poison on his ass....which i dont like to do because it'll just randomly die somewhere and i won't know where until he starts stinking 

 

[molarbear]

You ever set aside a massive part of the day to get work done, only to find out someone has hacked your Microsoft account and Microsoft hides any support chat with a human behind a 3 hour search?

Their billion dollar business model for customer security is "oh, we noticed 3 hours after you logged out, someone in the EASTERN HEMISPHERE logged into your account. Not only this, but someone before breaking a new speed record to travel to India where the other IP is registered...The first thing you did was into your account settings and changed all your personal information for the first time in decades."

 

Chodes

[The_annoying_one]

I’m in one of the biggest “no fucking people” moods I’ve probably ever been in, and there are still people everyfuckingwhere.

Make it stop before I snap.

[viperxmns]

Mickey's overly detailed cgi buttons with the lip and stitching and crap still looks stupid to me