rants Haters/Complainers: Legacy of Spleen

[The_annoying_one]

No matter what major steps I take to curb my spending habits, life still finds a way to keep its foot planted firmly on my neck. 
 

I know I’ll be okay because I always manage to somehow pull through, but when does this bullshit end? Eh…I’m just in one of my “poor me” moods today. I’ll get over it eventually.

[katt_goddess]

^^^

Me: I need to buckle down and balance all my ledgers/pay the bills before I go forth and buy more stuff.

Also Me: HOLY CRAP! CHEWY HAS THOSE RUBBER LIZARD THINGS THAT BABY KITTEN LOVES TO DECAPITATE! *buys 6 of them.

[katt_goddess]

My apartment flooded last night. 

I'm soooo tired and the whole place is an absolute disaster. I was so close to getting everything put away from the bedroom closet shelves breaking too.

I need to win the lotto.

[The_annoying_one]

I spend roughly a day and a half away from home, just to come home to complete and utter chaos. I’m not the least bit surprised by this. I’m just experiencing extreme burnout.

[katt_goddess]

Attention Bellatoria. 

Don't call it 'Ultimate Pepperoni' unless the pepperoni in question has to be overlapped in order to fit on the little personal pizza. It's a LITTLE pizza, it shouldn't be that hard to include more than 8 tiny circles. 

[The_annoying_one]

Is it really too much to ask to keep your dog crated while I’m house sitting for you for an hour or two? I can’t do anything without almost getting mauled, and the crate in question is (of course) out of my reach.

[little_girl_lost]

fuck this cold

i dont even wanna eat since i cant taste anything with this bad congestion

[The_annoying_one]

Why the fuck is YouTube recommending generic dad butt rock to me tonight? I really hate the internet.

[[classic swim]]

Quarter into the 21st century and Pizza Hut doesn’t have fucking card scanners for their non uber doordash fucking drivers.

[The_annoying_one]

I want to kick back and watch a movie, but my phone is the only option right now because I wasn’t able to pay my internet bill on time this month. Being an adult sure is a lot of bullshit.

[katt_goddess]

I dared to open the windows to get some fresh air through here and some chud is smoking pot somewhere which is getting into my apartment. 

The building is non-smoking so there's two party fouls going on and they both smell like skunk ass.

[The_annoying_one]

Somehow making $35 last an entire 2 weeks should be fun and interesting. And the best part is, I really need some food in my house. Guess I’ll just live off of cheap canned goods for a little while.

I’ll be okay. Just…venting, as usual…

[[classic swim]]

“Do you have any delivery instructions?”

”Yeah just drive over here.”

I know I’m an ass just fucking come on, you’re not even in the same goddamn state as me and I want food.

[The_annoying_one]

Me: “I’m kind of tired. I think I’ll take a quick nap.”

Life: “Like hell you will. It’s chaos time, fucker.”

It wouldn’t be so bad if this shit didn’t constantly have to happen in my trainwreck of a life.

[The_annoying_one]

Finally sitting down to watch a stupid movie and tell this chaotic day to kiss my ass, so of course a massive storm threatens to kill my power. Whatever. I don’t even care at this point. I’m just over it.

[The_annoying_one]

Was finally able to pay my internet bill about an hour or two ago. It’s always funny how they can disconnect shit instantly, but are never in any hurry to turn it back on once they get their money.

Edited May 28 by The_annoying_one

[Chappi]

I shouldn’t have asked for a gaming laptop years ago. Everytime I turn it on, some goofy cartoon “SHA-SHING” sword slash plays before the login screen.

[PenguinBoss]

Internet has been dropping the past week and a half, frequently and usually just long enough to knock me off whatever I'm doing. Yesterday when I contacted customer support they said it was due to maintenance in the area with no estimate on when it'll be finished. Interesting since they didn't mention it last week when I originally reported the issue.

[[classic swim]]

Having to wait 3 hours to eat because this miserable fucking hotel doesn’t open its bar 1PM at the latest like it should.

So worth flooding the entire goddamn bathroom floor because why would showers possibly need concealment beyond curtains?

[[classic swim]]

Worst kind of parents seen any where and any time in public every day...

I swear they’d let their dumbass babies and toddlers scream/cry/yell/squabble all across a cartel brothel if they could. 

[The_annoying_one]

I kind of just hate everything the past few days.

Can barely get into video games, can’t focus on TV/movies, and every noise out of every mouth around me is like nails on a chalkboard.

 

[mthor]

Dammit, I glued my fingers together. Got them apart, obviously,  but there's Krazy glue residue all over them, and I can't decide whether to use acetone, which is fast, but dries the hell out of one's skin, or Vaseline, which is kinder to skin but takes forever. 

A small thing, I know,  but sometimes the stupid little things are the ones that disproportionately irritate me.