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I've already learned to things:

1. Don't talk to anybody in times square

2. Don't take pictures with ANY superheroes unless you're willing to pay $20 or fight the fucking incredibles 

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I was going to tell you not to talk to people on the street but I figured it’d be better if you just went and found out.

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  On 1/21/2018 at 4:13 AM, Poof said:

When did u get there? Where did u go to eat so far? 

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I got here at like 830 I'm actually at Pauls Da Burger Joint rn. There was this dude in the village talking loud as fuck about getting his dick pierced. 

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Ok so........ First of all we couldn't find our way out of the city. We tried to leave around 130 couldn't find the New Jersey Port authority bus terminal for the longest time. When we finally did, we bought the wrong ticket. So we had to go back and buy new tickets. Then we get on the bus and the crazy thing is our hotel address is in multiple places in different parts of New Jersey. It's the weirdest fucking thing. Anyway, we went to what was supposed to be the correct address but turned out to be an empty lot. So then we navigated the correct address and it turned out to be a three hour walk. So we finally hiked to a 24 hour dunkin donuts where a very nice man let me use his phone charger (both our phones are dead). We got an Uber and I'm in a cozy bed now. Fuck me. 

 tl;dr? I'm fucktarded. 

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  On 1/21/2018 at 9:47 AM, That_One_Guy said:

Ok so........ First of all we couldn't find our way out of the city. We tried to leave around 130 couldn't find the New Jersey Port authority bus terminal for the longest time. When we finally did, we bought the wrong ticket. So we had to go back and buy new tickets. Then we get on the bus and the crazy thing is our hotel address is in multiple places in different parts of New Jersey. It's the weirdest fucking thing. Anyway, we went to what was supposed to be the correct address but turned out to be an empty lot. So then we navigated the correct address and it turned out to be a three hour walk. So we finally hiked to a 24 hour dunkin donuts where a very nice man let me use his phone charger (both our phones are dead). We got an Uber and I'm in a cozy bed now. Fuck me. 

 tl;dr? I'm fucktarded. 

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New York, if you can make it there, you can make it in Puerto Rico....

seriously, was there 4 days and saw nothing but Puerto Ricans.....to this day I'm still not sure I wasn't actually in Puerto Rico...

Very warm and loving people, great food.....lots of tattoos of Puerto Rico's flag....like multiple on one person 

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  On 1/21/2018 at 9:47 AM, That_One_Guy said:

Ok so........ First of all we couldn't find our way out of the city. We tried to leave around 130 couldn't find the New Jersey Port authority bus terminal for the longest time. When we finally did, we bought the wrong ticket. So we had to go back and buy new tickets. Then we get on the bus and the crazy thing is our hotel address is in multiple places in different parts of New Jersey. It's the weirdest fucking thing. Anyway, we went to what was supposed to be the correct address but turned out to be an empty lot. So then we navigated the correct address and it turned out to be a three hour walk. So we finally hiked to a 24 hour dunkin donuts where a very nice man let me use his phone charger (both our phones are dead). We got an Uber and I'm in a cozy bed now. Fuck me. 

 tl;dr? I'm fucktarded. 

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I know you’d get lost too lol. Another thing I intentionally didn’t warn you about. Especially bc ny is so faggy nowadays I figured you’d be fine. I used to have to navigate manhattan & Brooklyn w/nothing but a flip phone and a Chinese guy.

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I figured that'd be the case, but being an introvert that wants to avoid interacting with strangers does help me out in this scenario. 

The last time I was in NYC, I was too young to go to a nice pizza place or deli, so I was strung along with a family friend who was too busy trying to get their kids to be quiet. The only thing I remember being neat was walking around Chinatown for a good amount of time and passing by Times Square. Empire State and Ellis Island were alright, but it was very touristy compared to walking around the city.

We also took a side-trip to Fire Island. It was before I was curious about that kind of stuff, so I didn't get to appreciate it, but it was amusing that my parents were lead to assume from our family friend's account that the gayborhood was just Miami Beach up north.

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  On 1/21/2018 at 10:09 AM, Mix said:

New York, if you can make it there, you can make it in Puerto Rico....

seriously, was there 4 days and saw nothing but Puerto Ricans.....to this day I'm still not sure I wasn't actually in Puerto Rico...

Very warm and loving people, great food.....lots of tattoos of Puerto Rico's flag....like multiple on one person 

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I love the diversity here. It makes the place that much more interesting. 

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  On 1/21/2018 at 5:02 PM, Poof said:

I know you’d get lost too lol. Another thing I intentionally didn’t warn you about. Especially bc ny is so faggy nowadays I figured you’d be fine. I used to have to navigate manhattan & Brooklyn w/nothing but a flip phone and a Chinese guy.

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I didn't even mind getting lost haha. This place is so cool it's like being in a giant amusement park. There's cool shit to see everywhere. Now being lost in New Jersey was ass tho

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  On 1/21/2018 at 5:14 PM, imchapp.in said:

I figured that'd be the case, but being an introvert that wants to avoid interacting with strangers does help me out in this scenario. 

The last time I was in NYC, I was too young to go to a nice pizza place or deli, so I was strung along with a family friend who was too busy trying to get their kids to be quiet. The only thing I remember being neat was walking around Chinatown for a good amount of time and passing by Times Square. Empire State and Ellis Island were alright, but it was very touristy compared to walking around the city.

We also took a side-trip to Fire Island. It was before I was curious about that kind of stuff, so I didn't get to appreciate it, but it was amusing that my parents were lead to assume from our family friend's account that the gayborhood was just Miami Beach up north.

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I really want to hit Chinatown before I go. I'm a guy that loves Chinese food >_>

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  On 1/21/2018 at 3:51 AM, That_One_Guy said:

I've already learned to things:

1. Don't talk to anybody in times square

2. Don't take pictures with ANY superheroes unless you're willing to pay $20 or fight the fucking incredibles 

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Yep lol....have you been to katz deli yet? Hop a taxi and fuckin GOOOOOO...man I miss NYC

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  On 1/21/2018 at 5:47 PM, That_One_Guy said:

I really want to hit Chinatown before I go. I'm a guy that loves Chinese food >_>

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At the time, I think we only ended up getting a dinner at a place that served Americanized Chinese food, but I'm always down for some hot pot.

It was pretty neat though since the atmosphere was fascinating at that age, and the vendors had some decent wares.

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  On 1/21/2018 at 6:11 PM, Still Me said:

Bitch deserved it....you don’t put your hands on someone else just cause you think your gender dictates if they can hit back...

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I like how the white knight Zeni steps up and gets his face pounded for like three minutes straight. xD

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  On 1/21/2018 at 6:09 PM, imchapp.in said:

At the time, I think we only ended up getting a dinner at a place that served Americanized Chinese food, but I'm always down for some hot pot.

It was pretty neat though since the atmosphere was fascinating at that age, and the vendors had some decent wares.

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There's hot dog and gyro stands everywhere O_O

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  On 1/21/2018 at 6:14 PM, Ginguy said:

I like how the white knight Zeni steps up and gets his face pounded for like three minutes straight. xD

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finally someone said it....when this first came out, all the media attention was on the slap and nobody even mentioned the hellacious beating that random dude took...8-ball was not to be fucked with, he was an immigrant whose professional sports dreams had died and now he is taking the ridicule of some random know nothing bitch about how he sounds speaking a second language in a foreign country far from his loved ones while taking a sad train ride to a minimum wage gig he probably hates....that was not the man to hit, surprised nobody got knifed -_-

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  On 1/21/2018 at 6:54 PM, Still Me said:

Why...why would you go to the big Apple broke? There is this cannoli place in little Italy...there is this BANGIN cheesecake on broadway...and katz....KATZ!!!

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He’s there on business

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  On 1/21/2018 at 6:54 PM, Still Me said:

Why...why would you go to the big Apple broke? There is this cannoli place in little Italy...there is this BANGIN cheesecake on broadway...and katz....KATZ!!!

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Lololololol I'm always broke. Right now I'm just ballin on a budget. But I still managed to hit up this bitchin taco place and a pizza place. And I only took the subway once today

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