That_One_Guy Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 I've already learned to things: 1. Don't talk to anybody in times square 2. Don't take pictures with ANY superheroes unless you're willing to pay $20 or fight the fucking incredibles 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 I was going to tell you not to talk to people on the street but I figured it’d be better if you just went and found out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 21, 2018 Author Share Posted January 21, 2018 2 minutes ago, Poof said: I was going to tell you not to talk to people on the street but I figured it’d be better if you just went and found out. They run up on you lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 When did u get there? Where did u go to eat so far? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 21, 2018 Author Share Posted January 21, 2018 Just now, Poof said: When did u get there? Where did u go to eat so far? I got here at like 830 I'm actually at Pauls Da Burger Joint rn. There was this dude in the village talking loud as fuck about getting his dick pierced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 I miss manhattan so much. I used to live on the upper west side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 21, 2018 Author Share Posted January 21, 2018 16 minutes ago, Poof said: I miss manhattan so much. I used to live on the upper west side. Yeah Manhattan is awesome! Brooklyn looks nice to. I'm spending most of my time in Manhattan tomorrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 Awesome keep us updated on what else you learned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 21, 2018 Author Share Posted January 21, 2018 Just now, StarPanda said: Awesome keep us updated on what else you learned I've learned homeless people live in the subways Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 6 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: I've learned homeless people live in the subways 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 Go to this place and get the above pictured pizza slice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice McKenzie Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 i remember my first trip to the big apple i never want to go back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 21, 2018 Author Share Posted January 21, 2018 37 minutes ago, Poof said: The Manhattan subway smelled like straight piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 21, 2018 Author Share Posted January 21, 2018 31 minutes ago, molarbear said: Go to this place and get the above pictured pizza slice WANT O_O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 21, 2018 Author Share Posted January 21, 2018 27 minutes ago, Saiyanman said: i remember my first trip to the big apple i never want to go back I can understand lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 28 minutes ago, Saiyanman said: i remember my first trip to the big apple i never want to go back Just now, That_One_Guy said: I can understand lol I don’t get that sentiment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 21, 2018 Author Share Posted January 21, 2018 Just now, Poof said: I don’t get that sentiment Well me personally I think it's awesome. But I can understand how it's not for everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 I'm not in New York City right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 21, 2018 Author Share Posted January 21, 2018 Ok so........ First of all we couldn't find our way out of the city. We tried to leave around 130 couldn't find the New Jersey Port authority bus terminal for the longest time. When we finally did, we bought the wrong ticket. So we had to go back and buy new tickets. Then we get on the bus and the crazy thing is our hotel address is in multiple places in different parts of New Jersey. It's the weirdest fucking thing. Anyway, we went to what was supposed to be the correct address but turned out to be an empty lot. So then we navigated the correct address and it turned out to be a three hour walk. So we finally hiked to a 24 hour dunkin donuts where a very nice man let me use his phone charger (both our phones are dead). We got an Uber and I'm in a cozy bed now. Fuck me. tl;dr? I'm fucktarded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 14 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Ok so........ First of all we couldn't find our way out of the city. We tried to leave around 130 couldn't find the New Jersey Port authority bus terminal for the longest time. When we finally did, we bought the wrong ticket. So we had to go back and buy new tickets. Then we get on the bus and the crazy thing is our hotel address is in multiple places in different parts of New Jersey. It's the weirdest fucking thing. Anyway, we went to what was supposed to be the correct address but turned out to be an empty lot. So then we navigated the correct address and it turned out to be a three hour walk. So we finally hiked to a 24 hour dunkin donuts where a very nice man let me use his phone charger (both our phones are dead). We got an Uber and I'm in a cozy bed now. Fuck me. tl;dr? I'm fucktarded. New York, if you can make it there, you can make it in Puerto Rico.... seriously, was there 4 days and saw nothing but Puerto Ricans.....to this day I'm still not sure I wasn't actually in Puerto Rico... Very warm and loving people, great food.....lots of tattoos of Puerto Rico's flag....like multiple on one person 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 I wanna fight the incredibles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 7 hours ago, That_One_Guy said: Ok so........ First of all we couldn't find our way out of the city. We tried to leave around 130 couldn't find the New Jersey Port authority bus terminal for the longest time. When we finally did, we bought the wrong ticket. So we had to go back and buy new tickets. Then we get on the bus and the crazy thing is our hotel address is in multiple places in different parts of New Jersey. It's the weirdest fucking thing. Anyway, we went to what was supposed to be the correct address but turned out to be an empty lot. So then we navigated the correct address and it turned out to be a three hour walk. So we finally hiked to a 24 hour dunkin donuts where a very nice man let me use his phone charger (both our phones are dead). We got an Uber and I'm in a cozy bed now. Fuck me. tl;dr? I'm fucktarded. I know you’d get lost too lol. Another thing I intentionally didn’t warn you about. Especially bc ny is so faggy nowadays I figured you’d be fine. I used to have to navigate manhattan & Brooklyn w/nothing but a flip phone and a Chinese guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 I figured that'd be the case, but being an introvert that wants to avoid interacting with strangers does help me out in this scenario. The last time I was in NYC, I was too young to go to a nice pizza place or deli, so I was strung along with a family friend who was too busy trying to get their kids to be quiet. The only thing I remember being neat was walking around Chinatown for a good amount of time and passing by Times Square. Empire State and Ellis Island were alright, but it was very touristy compared to walking around the city. We also took a side-trip to Fire Island. It was before I was curious about that kind of stuff, so I didn't get to appreciate it, but it was amusing that my parents were lead to assume from our family friend's account that the gayborhood was just Miami Beach up north. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 21, 2018 Author Share Posted January 21, 2018 7 hours ago, Mix said: New York, if you can make it there, you can make it in Puerto Rico.... seriously, was there 4 days and saw nothing but Puerto Ricans.....to this day I'm still not sure I wasn't actually in Puerto Rico... Very warm and loving people, great food.....lots of tattoos of Puerto Rico's flag....like multiple on one person I love the diversity here. It makes the place that much more interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 21, 2018 Author Share Posted January 21, 2018 3 hours ago, Drunkenwarrior said: I wanna fight the incredibles Lol go to times square and get a pic with them without paying. They'll jump you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 21, 2018 Author Share Posted January 21, 2018 42 minutes ago, Poof said: I know you’d get lost too lol. Another thing I intentionally didn’t warn you about. Especially bc ny is so faggy nowadays I figured you’d be fine. I used to have to navigate manhattan & Brooklyn w/nothing but a flip phone and a Chinese guy. I didn't even mind getting lost haha. This place is so cool it's like being in a giant amusement park. There's cool shit to see everywhere. Now being lost in New Jersey was ass tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 21, 2018 Author Share Posted January 21, 2018 32 minutes ago, imchapp.in said: I figured that'd be the case, but being an introvert that wants to avoid interacting with strangers does help me out in this scenario. The last time I was in NYC, I was too young to go to a nice pizza place or deli, so I was strung along with a family friend who was too busy trying to get their kids to be quiet. The only thing I remember being neat was walking around Chinatown for a good amount of time and passing by Times Square. Empire State and Ellis Island were alright, but it was very touristy compared to walking around the city. We also took a side-trip to Fire Island. It was before I was curious about that kind of stuff, so I didn't get to appreciate it, but it was amusing that my parents were lead to assume from our family friend's account that the gayborhood was just Miami Beach up north. I really want to hit Chinatown before I go. I'm a guy that loves Chinese food >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 1 minute ago, That_One_Guy said: I really want to hit Chinatown before I go. I'm a guy that loves Chinese food >_> I hope u like Chinese Chinese food Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 14 hours ago, That_One_Guy said: I've already learned to things: 1. Don't talk to anybody in times square 2. Don't take pictures with ANY superheroes unless you're willing to pay $20 or fight the fucking incredibles Yep lol....have you been to katz deli yet? Hop a taxi and fuckin GOOOOOO...man I miss NYC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 Everything you need to know about the NY subway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 15 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: I really want to hit Chinatown before I go. I'm a guy that loves Chinese food >_> At the time, I think we only ended up getting a dinner at a place that served Americanized Chinese food, but I'm always down for some hot pot. It was pretty neat though since the atmosphere was fascinating at that age, and the vendors had some decent wares. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 4 minutes ago, Ginguy said: Everything you need to know about the NY subway. Bitch deserved it....you don’t put your hands on someone else just cause you think your gender dictates if they can hit back... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 1 minute ago, Still Me said: Bitch deserved it....you don’t put your hands on someone else just cause you think your gender dictates if they can hit back... I like how the white knight Zeni steps up and gets his face pounded for like three minutes straight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 Just now, Ginguy said: I like how the white knight Zeni steps up and gets his face pounded for like three minutes straight. ? yep...bad move Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 21, 2018 Author Share Posted January 21, 2018 39 minutes ago, Poof said: I hope u like Chinese Chinese food Lol I guess I'll find out soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 21, 2018 Author Share Posted January 21, 2018 24 minutes ago, Ginguy said: Everything you need to know about the NY subway. I've learned to expect the unexpected here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 21, 2018 Author Share Posted January 21, 2018 29 minutes ago, Still Me said: Yep lol....have you been to katz deli yet? Hop a taxi and fuckin GOOOOOO...man I miss NYC There's so many places I want to eat but I'm sorta broke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 21, 2018 Author Share Posted January 21, 2018 24 minutes ago, imchapp.in said: At the time, I think we only ended up getting a dinner at a place that served Americanized Chinese food, but I'm always down for some hot pot. It was pretty neat though since the atmosphere was fascinating at that age, and the vendors had some decent wares. There's hot dog and gyro stands everywhere O_O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 Now I want a New York gyro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 59 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: I love the diversity here. It makes the place that much more interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 20 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: There's so many places I want to eat but I'm sorta broke Why...why would you go to the big Apple broke? There is this cannoli place in little Italy...there is this BANGIN cheesecake on broadway...and katz....KATZ!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 35 minutes ago, Ginguy said: I like how the white knight Zeni steps up and gets his face pounded for like three minutes straight. finally someone said it....when this first came out, all the media attention was on the slap and nobody even mentioned the hellacious beating that random dude took...8-ball was not to be fucked with, he was an immigrant whose professional sports dreams had died and now he is taking the ridicule of some random know nothing bitch about how he sounds speaking a second language in a foreign country far from his loved ones while taking a sad train ride to a minimum wage gig he probably hates....that was not the man to hit, surprised nobody got knifed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 28 minutes ago, Still Me said: Why...why would you go to the big Apple broke? There is this cannoli place in little Italy...there is this BANGIN cheesecake on broadway...and katz....KATZ!!! He’s there on business Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 2 minutes ago, Poof said: He’s there on business I’m sorry was I talking to you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 1 minute ago, Still Me said: I’m sorry was I talking to you? You told him to try Katz so I assumed you were a tourist and needed directions, sorry 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 8 hours ago, That_One_Guy said: Lol go to times square and get a pic with them without paying. They'll jump you. That's awesome. I'm in Texas living with Mexicans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 54 minutes ago, Drunkenwarrior said: That's awesome. I'm in Texas living with Mexicans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 4 minutes ago, Still Me said: ¡VIVA LA RAZA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 22, 2018 Author Share Posted January 22, 2018 11 hours ago, stilgar said: Now I want a New York gyro. I had one. It was tits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 22, 2018 Author Share Posted January 22, 2018 10 hours ago, Still Me said: Why...why would you go to the big Apple broke? There is this cannoli place in little Italy...there is this BANGIN cheesecake on broadway...and katz....KATZ!!! Lololololol I'm always broke. Right now I'm just ballin on a budget. But I still managed to hit up this bitchin taco place and a pizza place. And I only took the subway once today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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