SlappyKincaid Posted January 14, 2018 Posted January 14, 2018 And all of them are in bed with you, waiting for you to fall asleep so they can touch your face
NaBarney Posted January 14, 2018 Posted January 14, 2018 Buddy I have at least 3 different species of web spiders living and thriving in various corners of my apartment, right now. They haven't hurt me yet. Got mice in the bedroom. A wild bird was in my bathroom the other day and that wasn't even the first one this winter. Now it is not going to get above 0°C today and my answer to that is several blankets and a space heater, if some warm furry spiders want to get in bed with me then we will brace this storm together 1
Poof Posted January 14, 2018 Posted January 14, 2018 2 minutes ago, Nabloom said: Buddy I have at least 3 different species of web spiders living and thriving in various corners of my apartment, right now. They haven't hurt me yet. Got mice in the bedroom. A wild bird was in my bathroom the other day and that wasn't even the first one this winter. Now it is not going to get above 0°C today and my answer to that is several blankets and a space heater, if some warm furry spiders want to get in bed with me then we will brace this storm together Where do u live nab?
NaBarney Posted January 14, 2018 Posted January 14, 2018 I live in a big old house in TN. Most of my indoor animal encounters are self inflicted since I leave the front door open too much
SlappyKincaid Posted January 14, 2018 Author Posted January 14, 2018 24 minutes ago, CAC said: fuck no, kill them all but the ecosystem!
CAC Posted January 14, 2018 Posted January 14, 2018 18 minutes ago, SlappyKincaid said: but the ecosystem! Dun care
SlappyKincaid Posted January 14, 2018 Author Posted January 14, 2018 11 minutes ago, CAC said: Dun care thats fucked up
CAC Posted January 14, 2018 Posted January 14, 2018 1 minute ago, SlappyKincaid said: thats fucked up so are spiders.
Poof Posted January 14, 2018 Posted January 14, 2018 1 hour ago, Nabloom said: I live in a big old house in TN. Most of my indoor animal encounters are self inflicted since I leave the front door open too much I always wondered
SlappyKincaid Posted January 14, 2018 Author Posted January 14, 2018 10 minutes ago, CAC said: so are spiders. They just want what we all want, to do their jobs and liquefy their prey and slurp up the gooey innards like a smoothie. Everyone loves a smoothie... of bug guts...and sometimes birds and small lizards
SlappyKincaid Posted January 14, 2018 Author Posted January 14, 2018 1 hour ago, Nabloom said: I live in a big old house in TN. Most of my indoor animal encounters are self inflicted since I leave the front door open too much My cat takes care of the mice problem, and the spiders take care of any bug problem, as long as they aren't tucking me in at night, they can do they thing.
CAC Posted January 14, 2018 Posted January 14, 2018 2 minutes ago, SlappyKincaid said: They just want what we all want, to do their jobs and liquefy their prey and slurp up the gooey innards like a smoothie. Everyone loves a smoothie... of bug guts...and sometimes birds and small lizards all the nopies
André Toulon Posted January 14, 2018 Posted January 14, 2018 1 hour ago, Nabloom said: Buddy I have at least 3 different species of web spiders living and thriving in various corners of my apartment, right now. They haven't hurt me yet. Got mice in the bedroom. A wild bird was in my bathroom the other day and that wasn't even the first one this winter. Now it is not going to get above 0°C today and my answer to that is several blankets and a space heater, if some warm furry spiders want to get in bed with me then we will brace this storm together 32 degrees is not cold.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 14, 2018 Posted January 14, 2018 Just now, Gogo Yubari said: 32 degrees is not cold. I was more confused by his use of celsius than his thinking that was exceptionally cold.
PhilosipherStoned Posted January 14, 2018 Posted January 14, 2018 Ok sure.. All I want is this one though.
André Toulon Posted January 14, 2018 Posted January 14, 2018 Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I was more confused by his use of celsius than his thinking that was exceptionally cold. It's nab....I figure he did that on purpose to make the situation seem more dire. He's not flashy or anything, but you have to look for his subtle "GOTCHA, BITCH" moments.
SlappyKincaid Posted January 14, 2018 Author Posted January 14, 2018 You know what you need? A nice warm smoothie. Tastes like... biology. And the circle of life 1
SlappyKincaid Posted January 14, 2018 Author Posted January 14, 2018 15 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: Ok sure.. All I want is this one though. it's got a galaxy on its head... back... spider-part 1
Still Me Posted January 14, 2018 Posted January 14, 2018 2 hours ago, SlappyKincaid said: And all of them are in bed with you, waiting for you to fall asleep so they can touch your face See...I can’t be in the same room with one ...that being said...this one is my favorite...
SlappyKincaid Posted January 14, 2018 Author Posted January 14, 2018 4 minutes ago, Still Me said: See...I can’t be in the same room with one ...that being said...this one is my favorite... Oh yeah, same, they're extremely important for the environment and their ecosystems, and I think they should stay there. But who painted that spider? Bruh.
SlappyKincaid Posted January 14, 2018 Author Posted January 14, 2018 (edited) 59 minutes ago, CAC said: all the nopies Oh yeah, well how do you feel about THIS? https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/290338.php http://www.medicaldaily.com/venom-medicine-how-spiders-scorpions-snakes-and-sea-creatures-can-heal-328736 Edited January 14, 2018 by SlappyKincaid 1
Still Me Posted January 14, 2018 Posted January 14, 2018 14 minutes ago, SlappyKincaid said: Oh yeah, same, they're extremely important for the environment and their ecosystems, and I think they should stay there. But who painted that spider? Bruh. You don’t know your spiders then
PhilosipherStoned Posted January 14, 2018 Posted January 14, 2018 22 minutes ago, Still Me said: See...I can’t be in the same room with one ...that being said...this one is my favorite... Poecilotheria Metallica I believe. Here's the one I want as a baby.. It changes colors when it molts so it looks different at different stages of it 's life cycle.
SlappyKincaid Posted January 14, 2018 Author Posted January 14, 2018 4 minutes ago, Still Me said: You don’t know your spiders then I know a few spiders. There's Billy, Mary, Bobbi... I wonder why it's blue, blue doesn't camoflauge well
mochi Posted January 15, 2018 Posted January 15, 2018 11 hours ago, SlappyKincaid said: And all of them are in bed with you, waiting for you to fall asleep so they can touch your face <3
Guest The Hound Posted January 15, 2018 Posted January 15, 2018 11 hours ago, Nabloom said: Buddy I have at least 3 different species of web spiders living and thriving in various corners of my apartment, right now. They haven't hurt me yet. Got mice in the bedroom. A wild bird was in my bathroom the other day and that wasn't even the first one this winter. Now it is not going to get above 0°C today and my answer to that is several blankets and a space heater, if some warm furry spiders want to get in bed with me then we will brace this storm together bruh.
SlappyKincaid Posted January 15, 2018 Author Posted January 15, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, mochi said: <3 but thats a jumping spider ... I think Edited January 15, 2018 by SlappyKincaid
PhilosipherStoned Posted January 15, 2018 Posted January 15, 2018 I miss my jumping spider friend.. I accidentally made him go splat. These guys are local..smart as hell and fun to watch hunt.
SlappyKincaid Posted January 15, 2018 Author Posted January 15, 2018 We have wolf spiders that get stupid big, and also orb weavers which also get stupid big, but they have crazy coloring. I prefer for them to stay outside, though.
mochi Posted January 15, 2018 Posted January 15, 2018 1 hour ago, SlappyKincaid said: but thats a jumping spider ... I think it has a cute face
SlappyKincaid Posted January 15, 2018 Author Posted January 15, 2018 7 hours ago, mochi said: it has a cute face I like the gif of the one that dances, and someone photoshopped little maracas into its hands
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