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SlappyKincaid

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Buddy I have at least 3 different species of web spiders living and thriving in various corners of my apartment, right now. They haven't hurt me yet. Got mice in the bedroom. A wild bird was in my bathroom the other day and that wasn't even the first one this winter. Now it is not going to get above 0°C today and my answer to that is several blankets and a space heater, if some warm furry spiders want to get in bed with me then we will brace this storm together

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2 minutes ago, Nabloom said:

Buddy I have at least 3 different species of web spiders living and thriving in various corners of my apartment, right now. They haven't hurt me yet. Got mice in the bedroom. A wild bird was in my bathroom the other day and that wasn't even the first one this winter. Now it is not going to get above 0°C today and my answer to that is several blankets and a space heater, if some warm furry spiders want to get in bed with me then we will brace this storm together

Where do u live nab?

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1 hour ago, Nabloom said:

I live in a big old house in TN.

Most of my indoor animal encounters are self inflicted since I leave the front door open too much

My cat takes care of the mice problem, and the spiders take care of any bug problem, as long as they aren't tucking me in at night, they can do they thing.  

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2 minutes ago, SlappyKincaid said:

They just want what we all want, to do their jobs and liquefy their prey and slurp up the gooey innards like a smoothie.

Everyone loves a smoothie... of bug guts...and sometimes birds and small lizards 

all the nopies

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1 hour ago, Nabloom said:

Buddy I have at least 3 different species of web spiders living and thriving in various corners of my apartment, right now. They haven't hurt me yet. Got mice in the bedroom. A wild bird was in my bathroom the other day and that wasn't even the first one this winter. Now it is not going to get above 0°C today and my answer to that is several blankets and a space heater, if some warm furry spiders want to get in bed with me then we will brace this storm together

32 degrees is not cold.

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Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

I was more confused by his use of celsius than his thinking that was exceptionally cold.

It's nab....I figure he did that on purpose to make the situation seem more dire.  He's not flashy or anything, but you have to look for his subtle "GOTCHA, BITCH" moments.

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11 hours ago, Nabloom said:

Buddy I have at least 3 different species of web spiders living and thriving in various corners of my apartment, right now. They haven't hurt me yet. Got mice in the bedroom. A wild bird was in my bathroom the other day and that wasn't even the first one this winter. Now it is not going to get above 0°C today and my answer to that is several blankets and a space heater, if some warm furry spiders want to get in bed with me then we will brace this storm together

bruh.

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