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Will America ever be Alpha again?


Zenigundam

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1 minute ago, TrigunBebop said:

Doesn't matter.

If they really were so superior, they'd have no problems putting all those "betas" in their place.

 

You just don't understand what it's like to be an alpha. Our lifestyle consists of an active nightlife, crazy parties, hook-ups with all the hot girls, driving fast ass sports cars around the city's highways at 90 mph at night, and basically just kicking serious ass at work too. That's why alphas are seldom preoccupied with reclaiming the world from the wannabes who started the beta uprising. 

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1 hour ago, Zenigundam said:

Will certain websites be changed back to the way they were? Will judges be a little bit more badass? Will the beta uprising be met with an alpha revolution that destroys Instagram, Reddit, romcoms, and Netflix? :|

Not as long as you're here Zetabottom....

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48 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

 

You just don't understand what it's like to be an alpha. Our lifestyle consists of an active nightlife, crazy parties, hook-ups with all the hot girls, driving fast ass sports cars around the city's highways at 90 mph at night, and basically just kicking serious ass at work too. That's why alphas are seldom preoccupied with reclaiming the world from the wannabes who started the beta uprising. 

Says the drunken puffy assclown who lives with his mommy at age 30, playing video games and crying because he couldn't afford a $1 bag of chips the other day, has no car, has no license, banned on site from an online dating site that is otherwise open to literally anyone else on the planet including library-living hobos, and will likely be posting here on and off all night on a Saturday night while occasionally sticking his finger in his bellybutton and sniffing the results trying to figure out what the hell crawled in there and died.

Yeah. Real alpha. More like moldy Alpha-Bits. 

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16, not a middle schooler, and he hasn't acted tough since then, plus that day he told the principal that I choked him out because he wanted me to get in trouble for looking like a badass in front of the class, and then a few weeks later he said that he'd sue me.

 

Thankfully that's all water under the bridge, but it just goes to show you that even a chill alpha can be pushed to the limit! B|

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18 hours ago, Zenigundam said:

 

You just don't understand what it's like to be an alpha. Our lifestyle consists of an active nightlife, crazy parties, hook-ups with all the hot girls, driving fast ass sports cars around the city's highways at 90 mph at night, and basically just kicking serious ass at work too. That's why alphas are seldom preoccupied with reclaiming the world from the wannabes who started the beta uprising. 

So, you want to live in the 80's?

News flash: you'd still be the beta bottom you are now.

*insert fail horn here*

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