TrigunBebop Posted January 2, 2018 Posted January 2, 2018 Hebrews it. No, seriously. Israeli how he does it. 5
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 2, 2018 Posted January 2, 2018 Now these punchlines I didn't see at all. All I could think about was the 10 Commandments and the parting of the Red Sea. 2
TrigunBebop Posted January 2, 2018 Author Posted January 2, 2018 7 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Now these punchlines I didn't see at all. All I could think about was the 10 Commandments and the parting of the Red Sea. So what you're saying is, I accidentally pulled a clever.
Still Me Posted January 2, 2018 Posted January 2, 2018 7 hours ago, TrigunBebop said: Hebrews it. No, seriously. Israeli how he does it. Lame dad jokes are lame
TrigunBebop Posted January 2, 2018 Author Posted January 2, 2018 2 minutes ago, Still Me said: Lame dad jokes are lame What happens when a bee has an allergic reaction? It gets hives. 1
Still Me Posted January 2, 2018 Posted January 2, 2018 9 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: What happens when a bee has an allergic reaction? It gets hives. Oh god gtfo
TrigunBebop Posted January 2, 2018 Author Posted January 2, 2018 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Still Me said: Oh god gtfo Why is Peter Pan bad at boxing? His punches Neverland. Edited January 2, 2018 by TrigunBebop 1
SwimModSponges Posted January 2, 2018 Posted January 2, 2018 Why did the oil tycoon start wearing glasses after he read about the new environmental sanctions against offshore drilling? Because he could no longer sea-well. 1
TrigunBebop Posted January 2, 2018 Author Posted January 2, 2018 (edited) 2 hours ago, SwimModSponges said: Why did the oil tycoon start wearing glasses after he read about the new environmental sanctions against offshore drilling? Because he could no longer sea-well. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. Edited January 2, 2018 by TrigunBebop 1
TrigunBebop Posted January 2, 2018 Author Posted January 2, 2018 (edited) 19 minutes ago, CAC said: They all so bad they awesome. Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella? Fo' drizzle Edited January 2, 2018 by TrigunBebop 1
TrigunBebop Posted January 2, 2018 Author Posted January 2, 2018 8 minutes ago, CAC said: I would hope so Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor said I was fine, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside. 1
CAC Posted January 2, 2018 Posted January 2, 2018 2 hours ago, TrigunBebop said: Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor said I was fine, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside. was it pink?
tsar4 Posted January 3, 2018 Posted January 3, 2018 4 hours ago, TrigunBebop said: Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor said I was fine, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside. Say goodnight Henny. 1
naraku360 Posted January 3, 2018 Posted January 3, 2018 12 hours ago, Still Me said: Lame dad jokes are lame How can you tell when a joke is a dad joke? It'll be apparent. 1
TrigunBebop Posted January 3, 2018 Author Posted January 3, 2018 6 hours ago, CAC said: was it pink? Did you hear about the frog who robbed a bank? I guess you could say he Kermitted a crime. 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 3, 2018 Posted January 3, 2018 1 minute ago, TrigunBebop said: Did you hear about the frog who robbed a bank? I guess you could say he Kermitted a crime. WHERE DO YOU GET ALL THESE JOKES?
TrigunBebop Posted January 3, 2018 Author Posted January 3, 2018 3 hours ago, tsar4 said: Say goodnight Henny. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I've no idea what he laced then with, but I've been trippin' all day. 1
Mohri Posted January 3, 2018 Posted January 3, 2018 19 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Now these punchlines I didn't see at all. All I could think about was the 10 Commandments and the parting of the Red Sea. I was thinking the same thing. He parts it down the middle... I'm an idiot.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 3, 2018 Posted January 3, 2018 1 minute ago, Mohri said: I was thinking the same thing. He parts it down the middle... I'm an idiot. That would work for how Moses does his hair.
TrigunBebop Posted January 3, 2018 Author Posted January 3, 2018 30 minutes ago, naraku360 said: How can you tell when a joke is a dad joke? Reveal hidden contents It'll be apparent. My dad bought me an elephant for my room. He told me not to mention it. 1
Mohri Posted January 3, 2018 Posted January 3, 2018 1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: That would work for how Moses does his hair. Lol. That is what I was thinking when I was typing the post.
CAC Posted January 3, 2018 Posted January 3, 2018 7 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: Did you hear about the frog who robbed a bank? I guess you could say he Kermitted a crime. Yeah he needs to get off the drugs.
TrigunBebop Posted January 3, 2018 Author Posted January 3, 2018 7 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: WHERE DO YOU GET ALL THESE JOKES? Internet
TrigunBebop Posted January 3, 2018 Author Posted January 3, 2018 Time for a fucked up one. Why did the guitarist go to jail? He fingered A minor.
TrigunBebop Posted January 3, 2018 Author Posted January 3, 2018 6 minutes ago, Mohri said: Lol. That is what I was thinking when I was typing the post. I love having sex while camping. It's really in-tents. 1 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 3, 2018 Posted January 3, 2018 1 minute ago, TrigunBebop said: Time for a fucked up one. Why did the guitarist go to jail? He fingered A minor. I've made up jokes with that punchline before.
TrigunBebop Posted January 3, 2018 Author Posted January 3, 2018 5 minutes ago, CAC said: Yeah he needs to get off the drugs. I'm an archaeologist and my life is in ruins. 1
TrigunBebop Posted January 3, 2018 Author Posted January 3, 2018 2 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I've made up jokes with that punchline before. Where does a dog go when he loses his tail? A retail store. 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 3, 2018 Posted January 3, 2018 Just now, TrigunBebop said: Where does a dog go when he loses his tail? A retail store. That's a good one, but it would work better with a lizard, since they can regrow their tails.
TrigunBebop Posted January 3, 2018 Author Posted January 3, 2018 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: That's a good one, but it would work better with a lizard, since they can regrow their tails. Two men were on a boat and wanted a smoke, but they didn't have anything with which to light their cigarettes. So they threw a cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter. Edited January 3, 2018 by TrigunBebop 1
Tricolor Posted January 4, 2018 Posted January 4, 2018 Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken!
death_by_motorboat Posted January 4, 2018 Posted January 4, 2018 On 1/2/2018 at 3:40 AM, TrigunBebop said: Hebrews it. No, seriously. Israeli how he does it. do you picture moses like hes semi-god? more powerful than the others?
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