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Posted
7 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Now these punchlines I didn't see at all. All I could think about was the 10 Commandments and the parting of the Red Sea.

So what you're saying is, I accidentally pulled a clever. B|

Posted (edited)
2 hours ago, SwimModSponges said:

Why did the oil tycoon start wearing glasses after he read about the new environmental sanctions against offshore drilling?

Because he could no longer sea-well.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.

It's impossible to put down. :|

Edited by TrigunBebop
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Posted
2 hours ago, TrigunBebop said:

Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.

The doctor said I was fine, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside. :|

was it pink?

Posted
4 hours ago, TrigunBebop said:

Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.

The doctor said I was fine, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside. :|

Say goodnight Henny.

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Posted
19 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Now these punchlines I didn't see at all. All I could think about was the 10 Commandments and the parting of the Red Sea.

I was thinking the same thing. He parts it down the middle... I'm an idiot. 

Posted
30 minutes ago, naraku360 said:

How can you tell when a joke is a dad joke?

 

  Reveal hidden contents

It'll be apparent.

 

My dad bought me an elephant for my room.

He told me not to mention it. :|

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Posted
1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

That would work for how Moses does his hair. xD

Lol. That is what I was thinking when I was typing the post. 

Posted
7 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said:

Did you hear about the frog who robbed a bank?

I guess you could say he Kermitted a crime. :|

Yeah he needs to get off the drugs.

Posted (edited)
4 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

That's a good one, but it would work better with a lizard, since they can regrow their tails.

Two men were on a boat and wanted a smoke, but they didn't have anything with which to light their cigarettes.

So they threw a cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter. :|

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