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How do you get your ass kicked and still get a cute girl?


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Like in the Karate Kid, he gets his ass kicked and starts crying every time it happens, but he still gets a cute girl, whereas a tough alpha wins his fights or takes a beating without coming close to shedding a tear and girls are afraid of him! -_-

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1. You're not an alpha, you would get your ass beat by most people.

2. Women are scared of you because you're a creepy stalker.

3. The fact you are trying to get dating advice from a movie says a lot.

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4 minutes ago, Zenigundam? said:

Saltstone's tilting again lol

Hey zeni you look like you need another vacation would you like me and rogue to help you pack for a monthl?

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Haha, don't ban him for calling me Saltstone. Just wait til he says something truly horrendous (which he will in short order).  His lack of creativity in insults is actually quite amusing.

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3 hours ago, Zenigundam? said:

Like in the Karate Kid, he gets his ass kicked and starts crying every time it happens, but he still gets a cute girl, whereas a tough alpha wins his fights or takes a beating without coming close to shedding a tear and girls are afraid of him! -_-

Um, it's just a fictional film, Zen.

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@lupin_bebop

That's not the only thing female he doesn't understand about females, I'm pretty sure he's a hopeless virgin who wouldn't know his way around a vagina if someone was suffocating him with one. The only way he's going to ever get pussy is either if somehow drums up the gall to actually act further on his stalking and raping desires, or if he just happens to luck upon a dominatrix that'll train his sorry little pathetic boy ass.

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Just now, lupin_bebop said:

Actually, neither. They only way he'll get pussy is if he goes to jail for the warrants he didn't pay, winds up in prison, then gets his dick chopped off.

what about bubba?

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38 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said:

Actually, neither. They only way he'll get pussy is if he goes to jail for the warrants he didn't pay, winds up in prison, then gets his dick chopped off.

lmfao, ok you win that scenario.

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1 hour ago, Phillies said:

Zeni if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life

Never make a pretty woman your wife

Take my personal point of view

Get an ugly waifu to marry you

**cue song

"I saw your wife the other day and she is uglyyyyyyyyy"

"Yeah man, but she sure can cook!"

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Just now, Sandstone said:

We were discussing the possibility that Zeni may acquire one in prison at some point in the future.

Ah.

Sorry you had to page me, I'm not the ghostrek of boi pussy.

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Just now, Sandstone said:

We were discussing the possibility that Zeni may acquire one in prison at some point in the future.

What if Zeni really was the pussy though??  :oO.o

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Just now, Cau said:

Ah.

Sorry you had to page me, I'm not the ghostrek of boi pussy.

LOL, well I mean I figured you were the expert what with it being one of your favorite words. But you are the expert on many things. :P

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