Zenigundam Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 Like in the Karate Kid, he gets his ass kicked and starts crying every time it happens, but he still gets a cute girl, whereas a tough alpha wins his fights or takes a beating without coming close to shedding a tear and girls are afraid of him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 be a character in a work of fiction? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 True alphas show emotion at the right time.... Don't you know anything zeni? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 Because they smell the stalker/creeper in you zeni Right @Roggo_Doggo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 Do you wanna... talk about it? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 Because he didn’t take a picture of himself with jiz still in his mouth.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 Johnny swept your leg again didn't he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted December 11, 2017 Author Share Posted December 11, 2017 Oh I'm only worried about the hot girls and their ridiculous decisions when it comes to dating. Alpha should prevail 10/10 times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 1. You're not an alpha, you would get your ass beat by most people. 2. Women are scared of you because you're a creepy stalker. 3. The fact you are trying to get dating advice from a movie says a lot. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 Zeni if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife Take my personal point of view Get an ugly waifu to marry you **cue song Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted December 11, 2017 Author Share Posted December 11, 2017 Saltstone's tilting again lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 4 minutes ago, Zenigundam? said: Saltstone's tilting again lol Hey zeni you look like you need another vacation would you like me and rogue to help you pack for a monthl? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 Haha, don't ban him for calling me Saltstone. Just wait til he says something truly horrendous (which he will in short order). His lack of creativity in insults is actually quite amusing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danger_Jules Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 3 hours ago, Zenigundam? said: Like in the Karate Kid, he gets his ass kicked and starts crying every time it happens, but he still gets a cute girl, whereas a tough alpha wins his fights or takes a beating without coming close to shedding a tear and girls are afraid of him! Um, it's just a fictional film, Zen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 ..............Too bad you don't know how the female mind really works. I guess you'll never understand. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 @lupin_bebop That's not the only thing female he doesn't understand about females, I'm pretty sure he's a hopeless virgin who wouldn't know his way around a vagina if someone was suffocating him with one. The only way he's going to ever get pussy is either if somehow drums up the gall to actually act further on his stalking and raping desires, or if he just happens to luck upon a dominatrix that'll train his sorry little pathetic boy ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 Actually, neither. They only way he'll get pussy is if he goes to jail for the warrants he didn't pay, winds up in prison, then gets his dick chopped off. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 Just now, lupin_bebop said: Actually, neither. They only way he'll get pussy is if he goes to jail for the warrants he didn't pay, winds up in prison, then gets his dick chopped off. what about bubba? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 38 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: Actually, neither. They only way he'll get pussy is if he goes to jail for the warrants he didn't pay, winds up in prison, then gets his dick chopped off. lmfao, ok you win that scenario. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 34 minutes ago, Phillies said: what about bubba? I suppose if we are including him getting his own pussy, then a boi pussy could be on his horizon. Nb4 @Cau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 What's this about boi pussy now? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 1 hour ago, Phillies said: Zeni if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife Take my personal point of view Get an ugly waifu to marry you **cue song "I saw your wife the other day and she is uglyyyyyyyyy" "Yeah man, but she sure can cook!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted December 12, 2017 Author Share Posted December 12, 2017 Have to go for hot. Attractive and attractive attract. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 25 minutes ago, Cau said: What's this about boi pussy now? We were discussing the possibility that Zeni may acquire one in prison at some point in the future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Just now, Sandstone said: We were discussing the possibility that Zeni may acquire one in prison at some point in the future. Ah. Sorry you had to page me, I'm not the ghostrek of boi pussy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Just now, Sandstone said: We were discussing the possibility that Zeni may acquire one in prison at some point in the future. What if Zeni really was the pussy though?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Just now, Cau said: Ah. Sorry you had to page me, I'm not the ghostrek of boi pussy. LOL, well I mean I figured you were the expert what with it being one of your favorite words. But you are the expert on many things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 1 minute ago, Phillies said: What if Zeni really was the pussy though?? Are you calling Zeni a giant cunt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Just now, Sandstone said: Are you calling Zeni a giant cunt? Well he does have a big ego. So technically if you attach a pussy to his ego... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 On 12/11/2017 at 6:54 PM, Phillies said: Well he does have a big ego. So technically if you attach a pussy to his ego... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 Why are you so boring zeni? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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