PhilosipherStoned Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 That is as close as possible to being paid literally to procrastinate or put things off. Because that's a skill I'm about to have to put on my resume if I can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 Long-term unemployment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted December 10, 2017 Author Share Posted December 10, 2017 There's one I guess. Doesn't unemployment usually run out for people like that pretty quick though? I only tried it once, and it didn't seem like it was for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 45th president of the United States 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 Bureaucrat 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 22 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: That is as close as possible to being paid literally to procrastinate or put things off. Because that's a skill I'm about to have to put on my resume if I can. archeologist, librarian, oceanographer, museum curator 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 Brewing? Like high proof alcohols. There’s some steps you can’t put off. But like if you had a brewery and u were going to bottle 50 barrels of aging wine after 5 years. If you don’t feel like bottling it, you could procrastinate & put it off and let it age longer then it would be worth more. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted December 11, 2017 Author Share Posted December 11, 2017 I've always thought it would be cool to try a micro brewery thing.. Walter Whites brother and law sure as hell made bottling it look hard on breaking bad though.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 (edited) He had a cheap bottler Edited December 11, 2017 by Poof Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 Self-employed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 1 hour ago, PhilosipherStoned said: That is as close as possible to being paid literally to procrastinate or put things off. Because that's a skill I'm about to have to put on my resume if I can. At home technical support Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted December 11, 2017 Author Share Posted December 11, 2017 (edited) I would totally do the at home tech support thing if given a chance probably. I've found tons of ads and applications for stuff like that on job search sites, but they seem bogus or they look like potential phising scams the way the job descriptions. Edited December 11, 2017 by PhilosipherStoned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 .............."Between employment opportunities" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted December 11, 2017 Author Share Posted December 11, 2017 lol I wonder if someones ever tried to glammarize being unemployed like that on a resume. Seems like I've heard the phrase used by people before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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