Whatcha want for Christmas?

[Vamped]

I'll see what I'll pretend to buy you with my pretend money 

 

 

[GuyBeardmane]

I want 75 golden camels.
And purple peacocks, I want 53.
When it comes to exotic-type mammals,
I want a zoo, I'm telling you
I want a world class menagerie.

[Cau]

The sweet release of death.

[Vamped]

5 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said:

I want 75 golden camels.
And purple peacocks, I want 53.
When it comes to exotic-type mammals,
I want a zoo, I'm telling you
I want a world class menagerie.

I do have the Monkeys

 

.........>.>

 

                 if you wanna see 'em

[Vamped]

5 minutes ago, Cau said:

The sweet release of death.

I can stuff you full of pound cake until it comes 

 

 

or ....

 

you get diabetes 

 

 

[Cau]

You could stuff and pound me until it comes.

[GuyBeardmane]

1 minute ago, Vamped said:

I do have the Monkeys

 

.........>.>

 

                 if you wanna see 'em

You got the monkeys?  LET'S SEE THE MONKEYS

[Phillies]

Waifu needs a new outfit

[Vamped]

9 minutes ago, Cau said:

You could stuff and pound me until it comes.

That doesn't even cost money. 

Also I can't find that Amazon during my lunch break

 

.... wait ..... I could find it on Amazon 

[Cau]

1 minute ago, Vamped said:

That doesn't even cost money. 

Also I can't find that Amazon during my lunch break

 

.... wait ..... I could find it on Amazon 

Accessories do.

[Vamped]

16 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said:

You got the monkeys?  LET'S SEE THE MONKEYS

[Vamped]

18 minutes ago, Phillies said:

Waifu needs a new outfit

 

this is pretty foxy 

[Vamped]

12 minutes ago, Cau said:

Accessories do.

what kinda accessories you want? 

[Cau]

Just now, Vamped said:

what kinda accessories you want? 

Surprise me.

[Vamped]

[nameraka]

unlimited power.

or this badass sword. 

[Vamped]

what about .... this one? 

[Cau]

[Vamped]

1 minute ago, Cau said:

dammit I hate the internet 

[nameraka]

5 minutes ago, Vamped said:

what about .... this one? 

i don't deserve that one. 

[Vamped]

4 minutes ago, nameraka said:

i don't deserve that one. 

[StarPanda]

Money

[Vamped]

7 minutes ago, StarPanda said:

Money

 

[Phillies]

13 minutes ago, Cau said:

You want a cum faced waifu?

[Still Me]

1 hour ago, Vamped said:

I'll see what I'll pretend to buy you with my pretend money 

 

 

 

[Cau]

Just now, Still Me said:

 

I need a link to this for reasons.

[Vamped]

1 minute ago, Still Me said:

 

[Still Me]

1 minute ago, Cau said:

I need a link to this for reasons.

??

 

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01GFYX4WA/ref=mp_s_a_1_45?ie=UTF8&qid=1511219448&sr=8-45-spons&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=cat+apron&psc=1

[Still Me]

1 minute ago, Vamped said:

Eh....

[nameraka]

15 minutes ago, Vamped said:

ooh... fancy... 

[Vamped]

1 minute ago, Still Me said:

Eh....

You're supposed to criticize the gift when I'm not around to witness it!!

[Still Me]

Just now, Vamped said:

You're supposed to criticize the gift when I'm not around to witness it!!

Sorry...I lack consideration for other people’s poor gift choices...

[Vamped]

2 minutes ago, Still Me said:

Sorry...I lack consideration for other people’s poor gift choices...

Luckily I'm not a sweet old granny or I would be really hurt over this. 

[StarPanda]

19 minutes ago, Vamped said:

 

Yesssss

[Guest The Hound]

Death to all the Lannisters, except for The Imp.

Edited November 20, 2017 by The Hound

[ghostrek]

i want a f-16 fighter plane

[Skinko]

A dad.

[UncomfortableGoatee]

2 hours ago, Cau said:

The sweet release of death minty fresh breath from 5 Gum.

 

[GuyBeardmane]

18 minutes ago, Skinko said:

A dad.

I may not be your father, but I can be your daddy.

Any innuendo you read it that is your fault.

[Kudasai]

A new girlfriend

[Vamped]

3 hours ago, The Hound said:

Death to all the Lannisters, except for The Imp.

I got you this instead 

Its magic .... just like you 

[Vamped]

3 hours ago, ghostrek said:

i want a f-16 fighter plane

I thought you'd like this better 

[ghostrek]

2 minutes ago, Vamped said:

I thought you'd like this better 

ok why?

Edited November 21, 2017 by ghostrek

[Vamped]

2 hours ago, Skinko said:

A dad.

uhm .... well  I could get you a dad for like 5 hours .... but he might actually be a male prostitute 

 

I'll try to find the one who uses the least drugs 

[Vamped]

2 hours ago, UncomfortableGoatee said:

 

So you want bad breath?

[UncomfortableGoatee]

7 minutes ago, Vamped said:

So you want bad breath?

no that's what cau wants

i just want a guy who not afraid to stand up for the ice cold taste of Coors Light

Edited November 21, 2017 by UncomfortableGoatee

[Greeny]

A man's touch.

[Vamped]

1 hour ago, Kudasai said:

A new girlfriend

best I can do on short notice.

 

 

Kinda looks like they have some terrible vaginal pain though 

[Vamped]

9 minutes ago, ghostrek said:

fuck you and the horse your rode in on

You keep your dirty dick away from my horse !

[Vamped]

6 minutes ago, UncomfortableGoatee said:

no that's what cau wants

i just want a guy who not afraid to stand up for the ice cold taste of Coors Light

uhm ... how about a black and white photo of Blake Shelton  instead?