Vamped Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 I'll see what I'll pretend to buy you with my pretend money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 I want 75 golden camels. And purple peacocks, I want 53. When it comes to exotic-type mammals, I want a zoo, I'm telling you I want a world class menagerie. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 The sweet release of death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 20, 2017 Author Share Posted November 20, 2017 5 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said: I want 75 golden camels. And purple peacocks, I want 53. When it comes to exotic-type mammals, I want a zoo, I'm telling you I want a world class menagerie. I do have the Monkeys .........>.> if you wanna see 'em Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 20, 2017 Author Share Posted November 20, 2017 5 minutes ago, Cau said: The sweet release of death. I can stuff you full of pound cake until it comes or .... you get diabetes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 You could stuff and pound me until it comes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Vamped said: I do have the Monkeys .........>.> if you wanna see 'em You got the monkeys? LET'S SEE THE MONKEYS 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 Waifu needs a new outfit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 20, 2017 Author Share Posted November 20, 2017 9 minutes ago, Cau said: You could stuff and pound me until it comes. That doesn't even cost money. Also I can't find that Amazon during my lunch break .... wait ..... I could find it on Amazon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Vamped said: That doesn't even cost money. Also I can't find that Amazon during my lunch break .... wait ..... I could find it on Amazon Accessories do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 20, 2017 Author Share Posted November 20, 2017 16 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said: You got the monkeys? LET'S SEE THE MONKEYS 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 20, 2017 Author Share Posted November 20, 2017 18 minutes ago, Phillies said: Waifu needs a new outfit this is pretty foxy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 20, 2017 Author Share Posted November 20, 2017 12 minutes ago, Cau said: Accessories do. what kinda accessories you want? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 Just now, Vamped said: what kinda accessories you want? Surprise me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 20, 2017 Author Share Posted November 20, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 unlimited power. or this badass sword. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 20, 2017 Author Share Posted November 20, 2017 what about .... this one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 20, 2017 Author Share Posted November 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Cau said: dammit I hate the internet 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 5 minutes ago, Vamped said: what about .... this one? i don't deserve that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 20, 2017 Author Share Posted November 20, 2017 4 minutes ago, nameraka said: i don't deserve that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 Money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 20, 2017 Author Share Posted November 20, 2017 7 minutes ago, StarPanda said: Money 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 13 minutes ago, Cau said: You want a cum faced waifu? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 1 hour ago, Vamped said: I'll see what I'll pretend to buy you with my pretend money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 Just now, Still Me said: I need a link to this for reasons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 20, 2017 Author Share Posted November 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Still Me said: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Cau said: I need a link to this for reasons. ?? https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01GFYX4WA/ref=mp_s_a_1_45?ie=UTF8&qid=1511219448&sr=8-45-spons&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=cat+apron&psc=1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Vamped said: Eh.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 15 minutes ago, Vamped said: ooh... fancy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 20, 2017 Author Share Posted November 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Still Me said: Eh.... You're supposed to criticize the gift when I'm not around to witness it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 Just now, Vamped said: You're supposed to criticize the gift when I'm not around to witness it!! Sorry...I lack consideration for other people’s poor gift choices... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 20, 2017 Author Share Posted November 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, Still Me said: Sorry...I lack consideration for other people’s poor gift choices... Luckily I'm not a sweet old granny or I would be really hurt over this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 19 minutes ago, Vamped said: Yesssss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Hound Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 (edited) Death to all the Lannisters, except for The Imp. Edited November 20, 2017 by The Hound Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 i want a f-16 fighter plane 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinko Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 A dad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UncomfortableGoatee Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 2 hours ago, Cau said: The sweet release of death minty fresh breath from 5 Gum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 18 minutes ago, Skinko said: A dad. I may not be your father, but I can be your daddy. Any innuendo you read it that is your fault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 A new girlfriend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 21, 2017 Author Share Posted November 21, 2017 3 hours ago, The Hound said: Death to all the Lannisters, except for The Imp. I got you this instead Its magic .... just like you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 21, 2017 Author Share Posted November 21, 2017 3 hours ago, ghostrek said: i want a f-16 fighter plane I thought you'd like this better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Vamped said: I thought you'd like this better ok why? Edited November 21, 2017 by ghostrek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 21, 2017 Author Share Posted November 21, 2017 2 hours ago, Skinko said: A dad. uhm .... well I could get you a dad for like 5 hours .... but he might actually be a male prostitute I'll try to find the one who uses the least drugs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 21, 2017 Author Share Posted November 21, 2017 2 hours ago, UncomfortableGoatee said: So you want bad breath? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UncomfortableGoatee Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Vamped said: So you want bad breath? no that's what cau wants i just want a guy who not afraid to stand up for the ice cold taste of Coors Light Edited November 21, 2017 by UncomfortableGoatee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 A man's touch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 21, 2017 Author Share Posted November 21, 2017 1 hour ago, Kudasai said: A new girlfriend best I can do on short notice. Kinda looks like they have some terrible vaginal pain though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 21, 2017 Author Share Posted November 21, 2017 9 minutes ago, ghostrek said: fuck you and the horse your rode in on You keep your dirty dick away from my horse ! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 21, 2017 Author Share Posted November 21, 2017 6 minutes ago, UncomfortableGoatee said: no that's what cau wants i just want a guy who not afraid to stand up for the ice cold taste of Coors Light uhm ... how about a black and white photo of Blake Shelton instead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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