discolé monade Posted September 23, 2017 Posted September 23, 2017 how funky is your chicken? how loose is your goose?
discolé monade Posted September 23, 2017 Author Posted September 23, 2017 your goose is totally loose.
discolé monade Posted September 23, 2017 Author Posted September 23, 2017 READY..... OK! this guy gets it.
wacky1980 Posted September 23, 2017 Posted September 23, 2017 older sister did that shit for like 13 years. maybe just 3 or 4, but it felt like a lot longer when she'd have all her loud-ass friends over to practice.
discolé monade Posted September 23, 2017 Author Posted September 23, 2017 my parents made me go outside to practice.
Mix Posted September 23, 2017 Posted September 23, 2017 my goose....is not loose at all >.> pretty damn tight actually shithead
wacky1980 Posted September 23, 2017 Posted September 23, 2017 our school was small. so small, in fact, that anyone who wanted to be a cheerleader was automatically on the squad. no tryouts, not standards. just a bunch of non-athletic high school girls all trying to be at the top of the pyramid.
discolé monade Posted September 23, 2017 Author Posted September 23, 2017 our school was small. so small, in fact, that anyone who wanted to be a cheerleader was automatically on the squad. no tryouts, not standards. just a bunch of non-athletic high school girls all trying to be at the top of the pyramid. > i only joined jr high. which was at the high school (7-12). but only because i didn't make the basketball team in 7th grade. and pop insisted i do something off season.
wacky1980 Posted September 23, 2017 Posted September 23, 2017 i played basketball from jr-high thru high school, again, because the school was small and anyone who wanted to play, got to. golf too, in hs. and band and chrous for a couple years, just for kicks. and i wonder why people thought i was a nerd back then (and still do today).
StarPanda Posted September 23, 2017 Posted September 23, 2017 My chicken is as funky as James Brown My goose is as loose as my goose wait what
discolé monade Posted September 23, 2017 Author Posted September 23, 2017 oh ..i was in chorus one year, then band. but i HAD to join sports. cross country, basketball. i was the only JV that made varsity in 9th grade. pops had impossible standards to live up to.
wacky1980 Posted September 23, 2017 Posted September 23, 2017 oh ..i was in chorus one year, then band. but i HAD to join sports. cross country, basketball. i was the only JV that made varsity in 9th grade. pops had impossible standards to live up to. i was never that good any any of it, but the more school stuff i did, the better it looked on those college apps. turns out that was not a wasted effort, awesome. also, if i wasn't in practice before and after school, i had to milk cows on the family dairy farm. plus plus.
discolé monade Posted September 23, 2017 Author Posted September 23, 2017 i was never that good any any of it, but the more school stuff i did, the better it looked on those college apps. turns out that was not a wasted effort, awesome. also, if i wasn't in practice before and after school, i had to milk cows on the family dairy farm. plus plus. yeah. i know what you mean. also, i too lived on a farm...of sorts. we had chickens. a shit ton every year. we had a cow couple goats, couple horses. pigs every year. nothing big. just enough to supply the family. so yeah...on top of all the after school shit...had to come home and do all the chores.
wacky1980 Posted September 23, 2017 Posted September 23, 2017 i didn't mind the after school chores so much. got to take the 4-wheeler out into the woods to round up the cows and bring them back to the barn, so that was nice. but not at 5am, getting fucking soaked from the dew or freezing the asshole right off in the cold months. most everything else i did was inside the barns for daily chores, and it wasn't bad. getting kicked / pinned / stepped on by the cows was less than fun though.
André Toulon Posted September 23, 2017 Posted September 23, 2017 my goose....is not loose at all >.> pretty damn tight actually shithead Holy fuckballs......How have I never come across this
discolé monade Posted September 23, 2017 Author Posted September 23, 2017 Holy fuckballs......How have I never come across this i don't know. i posted this on the book of faces a few weeks ago. but this is some funny stuff. Mix[/member] good call.
bnmjy Posted September 23, 2017 Posted September 23, 2017 My mother called me racist for calling this chicken from a Ghanan lady jerk chicken once. ohno
discolé monade Posted September 23, 2017 Author Posted September 23, 2017 My mother called me racist for calling this chicken from a Ghanan lady jerk chicken once. ohno > > wut?
DragonSinger Posted September 24, 2017 Posted September 24, 2017 My chicken was plenty funky, but I didn't think my goose was loose enough or coordinated enough to be doing flips. Playing clarinet in band from middle school to most of high school with art club on the side was more suited to my clumsy self.
Mix Posted September 25, 2017 Posted September 25, 2017 i don't know. i posted this on the book of faces a few weeks ago. but this is some funny stuff. Mix[/member] good call. here's another one by the Ozzy man....I'll let you decide if her goose is loose or not
death_by_motorboat Posted September 25, 2017 Posted September 25, 2017 applause a lot of chubby girls sweating and screaming, I can smell the shame applause
discolé monade Posted September 25, 2017 Author Posted September 25, 2017 applause a lot of chubby girls sweating and screaming, I can smell the shame applause smells like teen spirit. amirite?! > i'll show myself out.
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