Just saw a huge spider in my room.

[Cau]

It got away.

 

Guess I'm not sleeping tonight.

[little_girl_lost]

Will you be the predator?

 

 

Or the prey?

[Cau]

We may never know.

 

It got away, it will only come back stronger than before.

[CAC]

I hate when that happens

[Cau]

Why are they so fast....

[Phillies]

-alt detected-

[Ginguy]

Kill it with fire.

 

[Cau]

-alt detected-

wat

[Cau]

Kill it with fire.

It's been a good run, apartment.

 

Too bad you and all my things need to be cleansed with flame.

[Phillies]

wat

 

-alt detected-

[Ric]

RIP

[rilkean_heart]

She will protect you

[Cau]

She no protec

 

she attac

[fuggnificent]

dont fall asleep or it will suck out your soul

[Cau]

Why are you doing this to me?

[fuggnificent]

Why are you doing this to me?

 

[Cau]

Nope, I'm out.

 

*lights thread on fire*

 

We're done here.

[Bouvre]

The only way to kill the big spider

is to unleash a bigger spider upon it.

 

 

 

 

I volunteer as that spider.

 

[Cau]

Please save me.

[Bouvre]

Take shelter in my web of love.

[molarbear]

RIP

[Cau]

Take shelter in my web of love.

Bless your heart.

[Bouvre]

Bless your heart.

 

It moves the haemolymph into all the right places, if you catch my drift.

[Cau]

I sure don't.

[Bouvre]

Eh, I don't really expect most vertebrates to get it.

[StarPanda]

I catch spiders and release them into the wild

[molarbear]

I catch spiders and release them into the wild

 

#traitortohumanity

[Cau]

#traitortohumanity

A real monster.

[Codename: Jackass]

It's your new spider friend.

Just wait.

It will take up a corner and soon the web-encased carcasses of flies and mosquitoes will litter the area.

It will then move to you when its bloodlust cannot be satisfied.

[katt_goddess]

Welp, we now know where Cau lives :