Guest poof Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice McKenzie Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 i cry in the tub Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice McKenzie Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 are you calling me a gay fatty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 I have a tendency to destroy my phones one way or another so I keep mine as far from water as possible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Nope never I don't even take my phone to the toilet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 No but I've played video games from my tub and engaged in all out warfare and/or reenacted the sinking of the Titanic with my action figures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 No, but I don't find using your phone in the tub as weird/gross as using it on the toilet, like virtually everyone does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 No, but I don't find using your phone in the tub as weird/gross as using it on the toilet, like virtually everyone does. If you ever get a call from a woman while she's at work, there's like a 90% chance she's on the toilet during the call. Always trips me out at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 I masturbate in the tub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pail Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 I exclusively take showers. Baths are disgusting. Do you enjoy sitting in a small pool of brine composed of the filth that's on you? I don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 I exclusively take showers. Baths are disgusting. Do you enjoy sitting in a small pool of brine composed of the filth that's on you? I don't. I take a bath after I've already showered. Not something I do to clean myself; purely for relaxation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pail Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 I take a bath after I've already showered. Not something I do to clean myself; purely for relaxation. Thanks. Your double carbon footprints have left a trail for Irma to follow right to my front door. You monster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 I take a bath after I've already showered. Not something I do to clean myself; purely for relaxation. Same. I use epsom salts and burn candles. How faggoty of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pail Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Same. I use epsom salts and burn candles. How faggoty of me. You sip wine and eat olives too, don't you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 You sip wine and eat olives too, don't you. Occasionally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Thanks. Your double carbon footprints have left a trail for Irma to follow right to my front door. You monster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 none of that surprises me You don't Nomi! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 why not? There will probably still be fecal matter on it one way or another Because I rather think about a stuff while I poop ::]:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pail Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 showers are more gross b/c very little of your body is actually saturated w/water when you're in the shower. Doesn't properly saturate the layer of dead skin for removal or open the pores. Plus you're more likely to use too-hot water in the shower and it will stay that temperature the whole time which will lead to dry skin & increased sebum production (which is quite gross). Anyway after the bath portion I stand up & wash my hair w/the shower & rinse off. Plus I'm a goddamn nude model so I think I know how to keep my skin clean, healthy, & clear. Thanks for the non-advice bucket. Oh right, how could I forget. I guess when you have a real job and have to constantly move heavy objects, work in areas without air conditioning, operate and maintain heavy machinery, manufacture goods and routinely drive home looking like you've been pushed into a pool and just want to eat a hamburger and go to bed you don't tend to have the time, energy or worry of what your ass is going to look like on 1080p resolution streams of fetishist degenerates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Oh right, how could I forget. I guess when you have a real job and have to constantly move heavy objects, work in areas without air conditioning, operate and maintain heavy machinery, manufacture goods and routinely drive home looking like you've been pushed into a pool and just want to eat a hamburger and go to bed you don't tend to have the time, energy or worry of what your ass is going to look like on 1080p resolution streams of fetishist degenerates. I worked in a hot ass warehouse in Texas for 2 years and still kept myself clean and presentable. You can troll better than this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pail Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 I worked in a hot ass warehouse in Texas for 2 years and still kept myself clean and presentable. You can troll better than this. I'm presentable when I need to be. Doesn't mean people will give me money to take my clothes off. Being presentable and being neurotic about every leg hair and ass pore are two completely separate topics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 I'm presentable when I need to be. Doesn't mean people will give me money to take my clothes off. Being presentable and being neurotic about every leg hair and ass pore are two completely separate topics. That's her job. Her appearance is a major part of her job. God forbid she cleans herself more than you do. I'm sure you don't think it's real work, but it's a job nonetheless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 i put drinks on electronics too Legit scowling and shivering with rage. But no, I don't phone in the tub......I do smoke out in the tub tho. One of my fav end day activities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 pics or it didn't happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Do you phone in the tub? If I had a nice big tub, I would take a long bath every day in which I would phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 I take a bath after I've already showered. Not something I do to clean myself; purely for relaxation. This, and I have access to a large jet tub... one of the 3 good things about living here still.... (still not worth it). Also I don't take a full length shower if I'm gonna do this, as it's just wasteful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Do you phone in the tub? I'm never in the tub. I prefer the shower. The phone isn't water proof and so it stays in the living room on the charger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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