I don't get why I'm such an intimidating guy

[Zenigundam]

I'm humble, laid back, and oozing with confidence. Why do people always think I'm gonna beat them up?  <3

[Misaka]

More like weak annoying and a stupid drunk

[Codename: Jackass]

I'm intimidating because I'm 6'3" and built like a brick shithouse.

[Sawdamizer]

I wouldn't fuck with you IRL... I know that much.... I'm almost scared to drive through Jersey today.

[naraku360]

You could never dream of being even half as humble as me.

[Zenigundam]

I'm intimidating because I'm 6'3" and built like a brick shithouse.

 

Same

[lupin_bebop]

I’m not scared of you in the least. Neither is your mom.

[Zenigundam]

I wouldn't fuck with you IRL... I know that much.... I'm almost scared to drive through Jersey today.

 

:cato

[Misaka]

Same

 

More like 5'8" and a scrawny bean pole

[mthor]

More like 5'8" and a scrawny bean pole

5'6" and built like the Pillsbury doughboy. Not actually fat, just round, and soft, and doughy.

[Misaka]

5'6" and built like the Pillsbury doughboy. Not actually fat, just round, and soft, and doughy.

 

Who are we talking about here?

[André Toulon]

[Codename: Jackass]

Get the fuck off my stage I'm the Sandman

Get the fuck off my dick that ain't right

I make a play fuckin up your whole life

[naraku360]

5'6" and built like the Pillsbury doughboy. Not actually fat, just round, and soft, and doughy.

Nah he fat

[Codename: Jackass]

Get the fuck off my stage I'm the Sandman

Get the fuck off my dick that ain't right

I make a play fuckin up your whole life

by the way zeni I came up with those lyrics myself, try to match my flow, I spit hot fire.

[stilgar]

You're intimidating?

 

 

Also, eww, oozing.

[Mini_ghost420]

nobody thinks you're gonna beat them up. nobody thinks you're gonna punch your way out of a paper bag