André Toulon Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 Aaaaaand, I just got sleepy. This drive is gonna suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted June 25, 2017 Author Share Posted June 25, 2017 Why? Picking my mom up from the airport. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 I really really hate that airport. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 Those fuckers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted June 25, 2017 Author Share Posted June 25, 2017 I really really hate that airport. I hate the airport and I hate that they have fucked 35 to hell and back so it's a shitshow to even get there......My girl says i can take 122 or some shit, but I'll have to detour though McKinney....Fuck that shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 121 through McKinney is easier but it takes you way out of the way if you're starting anywhere west of the I-35 corridor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted June 25, 2017 Author Share Posted June 25, 2017 121 through McKinney is easier but it takes you way out of the way if you're starting anywhere west of the I-35 corridor. Ah 121....That sounds right......Yeah, I basically live on 35......She lives in Sherman and I think she forgets I have to ride 82 for 30 minutes just to get to anywhere near McKinney. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 There'd be no point in it unless you're in it for the scenery of pasture and strip malls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 That's by far the biggest airport I've ever been in, I was equal parts impressed and mortified. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 That's by far the biggest airport I've ever been in, I was equal parts impressed and mortified. Don't go to the one in Atlanta. That place made me want to have a panic attack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pail Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 That's by far the biggest airport I've ever been in, I was equal parts impressed and mortified. Why don't you like airports? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 Why don't you like airports? Had to go to the airport to pick up his son's mangled body. Also, I don't know why you mother fuckers are complaining. DFW was one of the.better ones I've been in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted June 25, 2017 Author Share Posted June 25, 2017 Don't go to the one in Atlanta. That place made me want to have a panic attack. I like ATL airport......You get to ride the train to your terminal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pail Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 Had to go to the airport to pick up his son's mangled body. Also, I don't know why you mother fuckers are complaining. DFW was one of the.better ones I've been in. OIA is pretty swick too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pail Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 I like ATL airport......You get to ride the train to your terminal. Why do you people love to ride trains so much? Are you all John Henry's illegitimate great-great-great-great-great grandchildren or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 Be there. [or be square] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 OIA is pretty swick too. Orlando isn't a hub or major POE. All you ever see there is a bunch of Tourists, so it's not going to be chaotic. LAX is incomparably the worst airport you'll ever experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 Dallas/ Fort Worth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted June 25, 2017 Author Share Posted June 25, 2017 Dallas/ Fort Worth? Dick for women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 Aaaaaand, I just got sleepy. This drive is gonna suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck traffic is crazy shitty today...so best of luck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted June 25, 2017 Author Share Posted June 25, 2017 traffic is crazy shitty today...so best of luck I just got back....I was on the road early enough that there was no traffic but I got lost coming out of the airport....I swear that fucking exit moves every time I go there......A while ago when I came out it said Lewisville and I knew exactly were I was......The next time it said 121, but that crosses over 35 so I still made it, although 12 miles out of the way........This time I fucked up and ended up on 183.......I don't even know where that goes, but it was the wrong way. I had to tuck my weenie and use the gps on my phone. I have an irresponsible disdain for GPS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 I just got back....I was on the road early enough that there was no traffic but I got lost coming out of the airport....I swear that fucking exit moves every time I go there......A while ago when I came out it said Lewisville and I knew exactly were I was......The next time it said 121, but that crosses over 35 so I still made it, although 12 miles out of the way........This time I fucked up and ended up on 183.......I don't even know where that goes, but it was the wrong way. I had to tuck my weenie and use the gps on my phone. I have an irresponsible disdain for GPS shit if I gotta leave Plano/frisco I gps...none of the shit here makes sense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted June 25, 2017 Author Share Posted June 25, 2017 A lot of the shit around the airport looks like a dystopian warzone......I took an exit and wound up on a street with no sign of life......No cars, no apartments, no stores....I was like "Maybe the Earth is flat and I found the edge" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professah Tex Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 Dick for women Just crazy to hear people talking about coming here.. bet you're just there to catch another plane huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 Just crazy to hear people talking about coming here.. bet you're just there to catch another plane huh? you act like you're the only one who lives here...there are at least 6 users I know who live here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professah Tex Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 Ah 121....That sounds right......Yeah, I basically live on 35......She lives in Sherman and I think she forgets I have to ride 82 for 30 minutes just to get to anywhere near McKinney. My half sisters adopted mom is still in McKinney.. It's a real ritzy real estate area, but outside of nice houses there isn't shit there really. I went through there on my way back from Dallas last time I went though. I always use GPS anyway, word of advice.. If you use GPS around the city it'll take you through toll roads because it automatically calculates the fastest route.. They arent really that expensive, but cameras will snap your plate and they'll send a bill in the mail. If you use GPS make sure to go into the settings and select avoid toll roads if you don't wanna pay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 I live like 30 minutes from DFW. I like it over Love Field. Fuck Love Field with a rake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 121 through McKinney is easier but it takes you way out of the way if you're starting anywhere west of the I-35 corridor. It is if you like to get tolls up the ass, just like fucking George Bush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 it not my fav! i looked everywhere. There's no Popeyes there. The map said there's a supposed to be a Popeyes there!! The Popeye's is OUTSIDE the airport complex. They took it out 2 years ago because white people were starting to get fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 i don't get the hate for LAX. What's wrong w/it? You have to drive in to it to understand. As far as I can tell it's the last major airport anywhere where you can drive directly to the individual terminals. In the 60s that was probably the best idea ever, but now that LAX is a major hub, the layout can't handle auto traffic. There is no dedicated road into the terminal. There is no direct commuter or light rail train. It can take upwards of an hour and a half from the freeway exit to the terminal ring roads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pail Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 Orlando isn't a hub or major POE. All you ever see there is a bunch of Tourists, so it's not going to be chaotic. LAX is incomparably the worst airport you'll ever experience. Quit acting like you ever been to OIA. Oh, and thanks for admitting that our airport is better and less chaotic. i.e. more pleasant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 Quit acting like you ever been to OIA. Three times, in fact. Nice place. And there is no sugar coating LAX. To be fair, it's one of the busiest airports in the world - you couldn't make it large enough not to be a cluster fuck. But, it's unique design makes it at a structural disadvantage. Fortunately, the upcoming Olympics is going to bring a nice chunk of change that LAWO is planning to use for to create a separate Ticketing Building further up Centuy Blvd that will then be connected to the existing terminals with trains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pail Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 Three times, in fact. Nice place. And there is no sugar coating LAX. To be fair, it's one of the busiest airports in the world - you couldn't make it large enough not to be a cluster fuck. But, it's unique design makes it at a structural disadvantage. Fortunately, the upcoming Olympics is going to bring a nice chunk of change that LAWO is planning to use for to create a separate Ticketing Building further up Centuy Blvd that will then be connected to the existing terminals with trains. Pfft. Mofo touches down on my home turf and doesn't even pay his respects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 Pfft. Mofo touches down on my home turf and doesn't even pay his respects. Lol. One time, I brought Hurricane Earl with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 A lot of the shit around the airport looks like a dystopian warzone......I took an exit and wound up on a street with no sign of life......No cars, no apartments, no stores....I was like "Maybe the Earth is flat and I found the edge" Welcome to fucking Texas. This place is fucking devoid of actual life in most of the state. Also, welcome to the birthplace of birthers, sad twerkers, and flat-earthers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted June 26, 2017 Author Share Posted June 26, 2017 Just crazy to hear people talking about coming here.. bet you're just there to catch another plane huh? I'm in Texas at least 5 days out of the week, I just don't have to fuck with DFW often Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted June 26, 2017 Author Share Posted June 26, 2017 you act like you're the only one who lives here...there are at least 6 users I know who live here But his name is Professah Tex so obviously he's the smartest Texan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted June 26, 2017 Author Share Posted June 26, 2017 Welcome to fucking Texas. This place is fucking devoid of actual life in most of the state. Also, welcome to the birthplace of birthers, sad twerkers, and flat-earthers. I took a Greyhound once to Cali and we had a 2 hour layover in Amarillo......It literally looked like I stepped into a movie about the Alamo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 But his name is Professah Tex so obviously he's the smartest Texan. im trying to pin who he is...my hope is it's not the guy that went all fucking psycho on me on FB...he like threatened to hurt me in a pm and shit.... ::HMM:: ::: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 It is if you like to get tolls up the ass, just like fucking George Bush. I had to pay nearly six dollars after using the Sam Rayburn Tollway, WTF! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 I had to pay nearly six dollars after using the Sam Rayburn Tollway, WTF! no toll tag? Dude if you use and don't pay, they block your next vehicle registration.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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