Seight

Now, I'm no doctor. Seriously, I'm not a doctor, I have no idea.

But are you a buff, buff baby that can dance like a man?

I'm not proud to say the answer is "mostly Kohl's."

I'll see what I can do, but the part probably won't make it in until next week.

It's funny, I actually get this line of questioning more from my co-workers than my parents. To note, its me, another guy, and eight women in these two offices.

It really doesn't seem like a good sign that we're almost 48 hours from one of the four major shows WWE puts on each year, and nobody is sure what the final card to it actually is, right?

Oh, I'm certain of it. And don't even get me started on Dihydrogen Monoxide.

I very rarely cry, but it happens whenever I feel overwhelmed.

It's a conspiracy!

Okay, that makes sense.

That is true.

I mean this checks but only because nobody has ever though of keeping a seagull as a pet.

What is the purpose of the notes? Is it like to keep track of what's going on with the client or like a performance review thing?

Yikes, that is a lot to take in.

Sometimes I just let it do its thing or try to get it out. But spider and wasps show up sometimes and I'm like fuck that.

Collectively, the existence of Kiss!Zigzagoon is pretty cool. Individually...no.

Hope you get it, that sounds so cool.

Did they ask if you got that thing they sent you?

I'm taking a day from work today and I already know what I'm getting tomorrow. Which is "all the work that doesn't get done today while I'm gone."

for today is 109 F. That's good and fine and *starts melting*

MERRY BIRTHMAS!

My understanding is that David Cutcliffe played for Alabama, so that might be part of it. The part that boggles my mind is the "you know where people will want to watch Alabama and Duke play? The stadium the Atlanta Falcons play in!" part.