Seight

Yo whadup

EWWWWWWWWW

Hell yeah! Whoo! *runs three miles to high-five the next person*

And now you're ready to play BASEBALL!

"Alfred, give birth to Robin." 😆 We can't ever allow the bots to actually write normally, these are always so damn good.

Well that's never stopped me before. The fact that I can't come up with thread ideas is what stops me.

*incredibly Dr. Weird voice* MY MIND!

Wait, like Frankenstein or like King Crimson?

"I'm going to show her my hammer." *5 second pause* "The hammer is my penis."

[FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM THE LOCAL ZOO]

That thing looks high as fuck.

I've been literally waiting for days since this first hit Twitter for it to show up on Youtube so I could post it here

I hate weather reports that say "Temperature: 93F - Feels Like: 115F" Like, I gotta throw all our trash out at the end of the day, feels like a damn sauna or something.

Perhaps.

If I'm in the back of the mail room sometimes I run to get the door when there's nobody else close by. In terms of an actual distance, I was getting carry-out from a restaurant once and the skies opened up so I had to run back to the building I work in.

Lol, I wish☺️ ...😐

The Big Bang Theory

Cleopatra.