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Bubble-gum flavored watermelon.

The further I read this the more I think "Wow, that is some real bullshit."

This is either the best or worst moment in the history of the brands being incredibly online, and unfortunately I don't know which one it is.

I remember this because: A) I unironically LOVE The Masked Singer and B) That episode actually aired the exact same day things started falling apart for AB and the Steelers.

How strong is the iorn?

When I go to Starbucks I usually get a coffee milkshake frappuccino.

That's the second-worst case of getting cut in half I've ever seen.

Me, and also everyone else in the American South: You lucky bastard.

I want to ask why but at the same time I don't want to know.

So my boss listens to talk radio whenever we have to take the mail to the post office, and the host made an open set to "Where Were You" by Alan Jackson. And I can tell you for sure hearing the line "I watch CNN" makes a country song sound hella dated.

I respect packaging that looks like the mascot is going "Don't talk to me or my son ever again."

I can't find it now but I remember seeing a tweet once that said "Ed Sheeran didn't have to make music that goes so hard, and he didn't. Next question."

I like the subgenre of "Dog doesn't realize the stick is too big to go through the area they want to go to" videos

This is either the peak or nadir of the #brands being #online and I honestly don't know which

We are now at full-on "STOP THE RIDE, I WANT TO GET OFF!"

I gotta say, this is a whole lot.

And as a added bonus, Target isn't a flaming vehicle hurtling towards a cliff at 90 MPH. So there's that.

It was bound to happen eventually.