So we're clear, the NCAA is:
-Trying to keep a football player who got a loan so his parents could watch him play from playing a game at *checks notes* Capital One Field, and;
-Claiming a basketball coach is a booster because he helped a player move before either of them were at the university in question, which *checks notes* plays at the FedEx Forum on a court sponsored by the Memphis Toyota Dealers.
Got it.