Seight

Those aren't shoes, those are some sort of ancient torture device.

667 is the number for summoning former NHL winger Miroslav Satan.

Your house is clearly haunted by the ghost of a gas-powered refrigerator.

I thought "The Amazon dumpster fire" was what we called "wish.com"

I'm former [asmb] OOfTO and current NFL Pick'Em champion @Seight. If you want to upgrade your push mower, I recommend buying a model with a self-propelling function. Nobody at Toro and/or Kohler is paying me to say that, I just used one for the first time today and started thinking "FUCK this is so much better than a regular push mower."

It's A Beautiful Day In The Village & You're An Affront To The Concept Of A Just And Loving God. Go On, Ruin Everyone's Day.

Anyway, he IS the best part of Saints Row: The Third.

BEES!

I know I'm probably messing up the joke now, but I miss how in [asmb] you could troll people by changing the title in your responses from the thread's title to something else.

taprotpar

[ECCHI PLOT INTENSIFIES]

He personally roundhouse kicks any possible acidity out of the water.

The humidity is here. IT IS ALREADY TOO LATE.

DED

YOU CAN DO IT!

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