Seight

ONE METRIC TON OF POTATO SALAD!

Did you go back in time?

nah

How the fuck you gonna have Minoru Suzuki on your wrestling program but cut the music before you get to the part where everyone in the crowd shouts "KAZE NI NARE!"? this rant is incredibly just me and I don't care

OH THAT'S EVEN WORSE

Hey at least they're gonna BITE SOME KNEECAPS this year! (I'm so sorry dude)

I bet a wizard did it

STRAY THOUGHTS ON ALL OUT: CERO! MEIDO!!! *sticks hand in random person's face* Punk and Allin both looked really good, nice match Mox vs. Suzuki on Dynamite is...just hook it DIRECTLY into my fucking veins Our mystery guests: Ruby Soho (good pickup for a much-maligned Women's division), Adam Cole BAYBAY!, Bryan Danielson (TRAMPOLINE! TRAMBAMPOLINE!!!) Note 1: I have no problem with AEW picking up people from WWE's clearance bin if they keep being people I like to see on TV Note 2: I promise not to make fun of AEW for the rest of the year if Justin Roberts either doesn't wear a tie or takes it off out of instinct the first time he introduces Danielson