Seight

Okay, new plan: Gaslight myself into thinking I don't like football so I don't keep getting annoyed that I have to go to work on Saturdays.

This picture is trying to admonish me for clearly never owning an air fryer.

I feel like the simplest answer is "Dan Snyder is more useful and valuable to Roger Goodell than Jon Gruden is."

And then YOU'LL have to eat the eggs! LOVE IT WHEN A PLAN COMES TOGETHER!

Oh god, they're sending Urban Meyer to London?

Hot Take time: He was going to be in trouble anyway because of what he said about DeMaurice Smith in the emails, but his goose was COOKED when it was reported that he made fun of Fearless Leader Goodell too. [signs out, looks at the other parts of the report on Defector]

Most wine is fancy, except Thunderbird and Night Train, which were created by redneck scientists to fuck the discerning customer up.

It's pretty sweet. I almost felt like I immediately had to call a dentist.