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We're revolutionizing wearable tech by inventing a smart watch that tells you where the closest Circle K is.

You don't. Or you do. Whichever's funnier.

I haven't watched WWE in a while but I have been reading the reviews of the episodes since the story broke and...yeah he clearly did that shit if they're deflecting that much. On a related note:

Update: I WANT TO GO BACK

I've changed my answer for best new helmet:

Actually it's society's fault for- shit I actually don't know how he'd defend this

This is a VERY IMPORTANT JOURNALISM ZOMG: https://www.sbnation.com/2022/7/22/23274106/josh-hawley-january-6-capitol-run-40-time

I specifically remember a religious couple once that either A) Did not realize at all that they were being trolled by everyone, or B) Played the game more beautifully than anyone I've ever seen. Sample quote that I remember for some reason: "We're all going to Hell!" -random person "YES, YES, YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HELL!" -the nuts

akareman

Some guy that rented the space outside the student union for an hour?

WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR?!?1?

and our Fios TV platform offers a wide and diverse choice of programming options, OAN Viewers: dafuq, that's not what we want at all

Finally, a glass bottle-based healthcare system!

"U mean the ancestors?"