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I had a job today that was two notices to flood insurance companies that their policyholder's mortgages are changing companies, and I swear to you, one was two sheets of paper. The other one was 834 sheets of paper.

I'm not gonna post it here right now, but there's a sentence in today's Why Your Team Sucks on the Houston Texans that made me go "THIS SHIT, RIGHT HERE, THIS IS WHY I READ DEFECTOR AND KEEP TRYING TO GET OTHER PEOPLE TO DO IT AS WELL."

I mean if anyone would know it's Dick Cheney, right?

I want to believe that, but at the same time I've been around long enough to remember "A WWE competitor on Turner networks gets killed after the new owners take over" happening once, so.

Warner Bros. Discovery: *cutting a lot of programming, a LOT of programming, to save money* Me, an AEW Fan:

Oh no, it gets better...worse?...NO, BETTER. https://apnews.com/article/health-us-news-shootings-texas-lawsuits-d029d6736d2ce6755c9e89e7cf9f27af Now I'm imagining him going "So, I asked Reddit if I was the Asshole and, uh, they were...pretty clear on their consensus."

The old "The people told us they (wanted this/didn't want this) but what the fuck do they know?" gambit.

"Wait, why are they mad at her? She landed in China, right?" *checks earpiece* "...ah, I see."

*extremely Andy Williams voice* IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR! Note: I did not try to get into the Jaguars WYTS this year but if I had it would've been a joke about this being the highlight of Urban Meyer, NFL Head Coach:

There's a shortage of chairs.

We would have also accepted "smoked weed." The story I was reading on Defector said that Roger Goodell has the ability to make a different ruling if the suspension is appealed which...please, don't make me explain how fucked the sentence "Roger Goodell can do the right thing here" is.