Seight

perhaps

"We're going to do all our work in the Metaverse" *person next to Elon whispers* "fuck you mean we're not the ones that do the Metaverse?"

Tampa Bay won the NFC South and now all the teams around them in the NFC either have injury problems or clear and obvious flaws in their gameplans

You know why

How did I know Twitter's was going to be horny?

I saw a video on Twitter of all his goals with Brazil and on the one hand it seems like Goalkeeping strategy in the 60s was "Put my hands up and hope that stops the shot." On the other hand, Pele was fast, agile, and absolutely dropping bombs from the free kick spots.

This game has gone full send insane and I LOVE IT. Edit: You know what, pretend I said this about both games.

Kip Sabian looks like if you were trying to make a heel British wrestler but also were kind of kidding about it.

Oh god, just imagine how much soft focus they're going to use for her in memoriam segment later. We won't even be able to see the damn screen.

I'm going to assume he's too preserved to die at this point until he actually does.

Okay, so this information I just found turns the story from "already funny" to "legendary":

I promise I'm not saying this to be funny but I really did say "Oof" at the end of that last play.

I'm mad at this Mercedes commercial because I know I like the song but I can't remember its name.