*thinks about all the "very necessary" topics that have been in the news cycle this month alone*
Don't sugarcoat it for me, this Black History Month is going to be complete hell, isn't it?
Past me getting issued a new bank card for my unemployment benefits AFTER both getting direct deposit and a new job says "same".
Denver's thinking: "Sean Payton won a Super Bowl, maybe he can help fix whatever happened with Russell Wilson this year."
Houston's thinking: "Shit, Indy's really possibly thinking of keeping Jeff Saturday, we might need to hire an actual HC."
Headline: "Why is Memphis releasing Tyre Nichols video after 6 p.m. on a Friday?
Me: How do you work in journalism and not understand the concept of the "Friday news dump"?