Seight

I was looking at SportsMix on DirecTV earlier and realized that the last time Jacksonville and Tennessee played, the Titans had a three game lead on the Jaguars and could have closed out the division then. It's FOUR WEEKS LATER and Jacksonville leads the division now.

*[some guy with bad hair] gets out of this mess again* "Well, alas"

"She was going to play basketball in Russia, of course she hates America!" There, I'm being sarcastic and I put infinitely more thought into the logic of why someone would post that than Ginguy did.

And now that this stupid shit is over we can move on to uh, whatever stupid shit these people are going to do now

Was JFK the Zodiac Killer? Wait, I'm lost now.

I'm imagining somebody at Mars, Incorporated standing up in the conference room going "FUCK IT, WE'RE DOING GIRLBOSS M&MS!"

It seemed like at some point he'd have to realize it would be easier to convince a handful of Democrats to vote for him than the 20 Republicans that believe the sky is a government psy-op.

"We're done cutting programs for good. Now we're going to cut them for evil!"

It really is just a fun game of roulette that lands on "Little Caesars" about once a week or so. Or to put it another way, yeah that's a really good question actually.

Thank god I stopped watching WWE around the start of the pandemic or "Vince McMahon is trying to muscle his way back into the company" would be a sentence that pisses me off.

I haven't been doing the gifs on purpose for a while* *The purpose is "NASCAR doesn't start up again for another month and Formula 1 for another two months

I see we're at the three quotation marks portion of the program now.

Damn, I liked that show too.

They're showing us, before they even START being a session of the House, that they're not going to agree on a fucking thing for 2 years. We should've sent a poet, is I guess what I'm saying.

I expect nothing, ever.