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Tampa Bay won the NFC South and now all the teams around them in the NFC either have injury problems or clear and obvious flaws in their gameplans

You know why

How did I know Twitter's was going to be horny?

I saw a video on Twitter of all his goals with Brazil and on the one hand it seems like Goalkeeping strategy in the 60s was "Put my hands up and hope that stops the shot." On the other hand, Pele was fast, agile, and absolutely dropping bombs from the free kick spots.

This game has gone full send insane and I LOVE IT. Edit: You know what, pretend I said this about both games.

Kip Sabian looks like if you were trying to make a heel British wrestler but also were kind of kidding about it.

Oh god, just imagine how much soft focus they're going to use for her in memoriam segment later. We won't even be able to see the damn screen.

I'm going to assume he's too preserved to die at this point until he actually does.

Okay, so this information I just found turns the story from "already funny" to "legendary":

I promise I'm not saying this to be funny but I really did say "Oof" at the end of that last play.

I'm mad at this Mercedes commercial because I know I like the song but I can't remember its name.

This will have a drastic effect on the "Men who think spraying copious amounts of Axe body spray is a personality trait" industry. (Seriously, imagine being so stupid the phrase "A climate activist making fun of you leads to getting doxxed by a fucking pizza box" is a thing that actually happens to you.)

I get why it probably happened but it still doesn't feel right that all these 6-6 teams have their bowl games on ESPN while the only way to watch Ohio (9-4) play Wyoming (7-5) is on Barstool Sports.

KJ Jefferson when he *breathes in* GOD THAT WAS WAY TOO MUCH FOOTBALL THO