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*Twitter handle is @studynikonomics* *very first thing in bio is not financial advice * unironically what did they mean by this

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Having your daughter tell people she killed herself because of how mean the ROMANCE NOVEL COMMUNITY had been to her, while asking them to help publish her last novel, WHILE PRETENDING TO BE DEAD...are certainly all choices.

So I see now Michigan may have thrown the entire trajectory of things off when they beat Ohio State in the regular season. (Keeping this normal size but dude I am so sorry)

Looking at this story, I feel like the simplest explanation sometimes is "DeMarco is one of those 'I'M NOT OWNED! I'M NOT OWNED!' people on Twitter."

...okay but what the fuck are the eyebrows supposed to convey here?

Status: Curious as to why this week's episode of Being The Elite showed up as age-restricted when I tried to post it in the YouTube thread.

That logic to me is honestly dumb unless, and only unless, the top pick has an almost surefire chance of being a generational talent. "But why should we do that? Your plan is to get rid of us as soon as possible."

Good, that gives Houston the ability to try to hire Josh McCown again even though they were JUST given proof of concept why that's a bad idea hire a head coach that can help develop some of the picks in this year's Draft.

*looks in the general vicinity of Indiana* Imagine making such a bad choice at interim HC that it eventually ends up costing another team the #1 pick in the Draft.

I'd be willing to bet that at least one team that thinks it has a chance at winning its division tries to sign a starting-caliber QB to a one- or two-year deal as a backup specifically so that...whatever this is that happened to Tennessee doesn't happen to them next season.

*sees the Recent Topics bar on the front page* Somehow, Palpatine the bots returned.

I was looking at SportsMix on DirecTV earlier and realized that the last time Jacksonville and Tennessee played, the Titans had a three game lead on the Jaguars and could have closed out the division then. It's FOUR WEEKS LATER and Jacksonville leads the division now.