Skiles

Two of them are busy trying to make sweet love, so they'll be too distracted to worry about me.

I mean, if I had to choose a way to go...

Oh man, that was definitely.... uh......... something. *thumbs up*

Busy night with Fuggs there, eh, bud? :brownbottle:

YK jelly.

That's pretty cool. I crack all my knuckles and joints and stuff constantly. It can't be healthy. But idgafyoloamiritelol.

Arguing or being stupid? Actually, I guess both would be accurate.

Me too. But every once in a while, I get tangled up in silly arguments, and like you said, I just end up getting frustrated about it. Not enough to like, actually affect me, but still. It's pointless. I'll just stick to my YouTubes and my doggo memes.

Mostly because I'm also stupid.

Body Male Odor

NO I'M NOT

Same. When I was a kid, I accidentally stepped on my dog's paw once. He yelped and jumped up and ran away. I literally cried because I felt so bad. He was fine, though.

lol hell yeah bro

Not Albert cat. He wouldn't do that. ...The other two might, though. <.<

The other two are constantly jumping out in front of me when I'm walking around. I'm surprised I haven't stepped on one of them yet.

That probably means something, but I don't know what it could be, so byeeeeeeeee

brown bricks

Good. I hope they all die. I don't care about how important they are for the ecosystem. Fuck the ecosystem, all bees should die.

I was getting sick of his bullshit. No, but seriously, it was pitch dark in the room, and I didn't realize he was laying by the bathroom door, and my foot hit him right in the face. I felt so bad. I picked him up and gave him a bunch of kisses. He was fine. More startled than anything. He still slept in bed with me, so I think he forgives me. <3

Honestly, there isn't anything keeping me from pulling the trigger. ... I mean that in a better way than it sounds.

[i accidentally made this post and i dunno how to delete it oops]

I guess it's because I found karaoke. I get to get up on stage, but instead of hoping I'm funny and possibly bombing, I go up and know I'm gonna do well, because singing is something I'm very good at. So it's definitely safer and less personal, but it's still a little scary and super fun and exciting. Also, I forgot (inexplicably) to mention that as a young boy, I also wanted to be a pro wrestler. <.<

ayy i got you fam