Skiles

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Yes. Unflinching eye contact.

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Instead, we should say they're exiled. It just sounds cooler.

Every now and then I accidentally click on a profile instead of the subject, and I think, "Great, now this person thinks I'm a creep." 😐

I was just standing outside smoking, I look up, boom. Owl, just sittin' there in a tree. It was fucking tight. I've spent my whole life in a city environment, so there's shit I just don't see ever. I've still never seen a deer live, although I have driven past plenty of Deer Crossing signs while driving out of town. However, I guess in that case, not seeing a deer is probably for the best. I'm not trying to annihilate my car via the body of a giant creature like a deer. But seeing an owl in the flesh like that was pretty sweet.

It might be. I haven't bothered checking, because I honestly don't care that much.

I didn't either. It's just on at work from time to time with the volume down, and it occurred to me that I don't know how the theme goes.

I'll take your word for it.

My first sip back is usually accompanied by shame and guilt. That's why I don't leave it anymore. I'm afraid of getting hurt again. 😐

When I try to, my brain just autofills it as the X-Files theme. 😐

That's... not a thing.

That's because you're his employee, which basically means you aren't even a real human.

I personally choose to believe that no one has ever judged me for anything, and that my actions have no consequences in the eyes of the public. It's quite liberating.

Why are you judging the way people live their lives? I just started a Fire Red Nuzlocke, and it's electric, yo.

I dunno, but it is very funny to name your dog Dog, or your cat Cat. It's as funny as giving the animal the same first name as you. "Hi, I'm Derrick. This is my cat, his name is also Derrick."

It's a classic. https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=107926751&page=1

I'm chillin. I'm actually at the bar right now, because I make really good decisions.

I get it. I'm that way a lot of the time.

Just in general.

No, I live in Omaha. They were doing outages in a lot of places, not just Texas.

Actually, I take it back. I used the ATM recently and it costs three dollars. I'm behind the 8-ball. Can I borrow some money?

No, absolutely not.

Didn't he use Brodus Clay's "Call My Momma" theme in WWE?

I'm happy to support you financially. Say the word, and I will immediately send you $1.35.