Skiles

...lifting 400 pounds at age 67. Here's a video. http://www.sportingnews.com/other-sports/news/ric-flair-deadlifts-400-pounds-video-wwe-woo-watch/mpkrk7suuz2j1ook0i9dsuiu4

I saw porn of that show once by accident. I didn't like it and it made me mad.

tfw there's way too many narakus in one place

WHOA WHOA, OFFICER! CUT ME SOME SLACK! HE TOLD ME HE WAS 13!

I once knew a guy named Sam. He tried to feed me green eggs and ham.

See, the thing is, I know OKC stands for OK Cupid, but my brain auto-translates it to mean Oklahoma City. And frankly, I like to imagine you were banned by an entire city. Like they all came together and they were like, "This guy? Nah. Get him out."

For true!

Well, there was that one terrorist.

A bullshituation, if you will!

Are you a Pac-Man right now?

Is the spree killer in the making really giving life advice right now? The guy looking for a girlfriend on a dating site (and failing) is giving relationship advice? C'mon, son.

It's a thinker.

Historically, yeah, probably. But that's not interesting enough for them to put it on the telly.

YOU DON'T KNOW A VIDEO GAME THING THAT I KNOW, THEREFORE I DEEM YOU INFERIOR TO ME, AND I SHALL LET YOU KNOW THIS THROUGH A SERIES OF INSULTS

sssssshhhhhhhhhh *awkwardly rubs entire hand down your face*

"And we're back to the game, ladies and gentlemen! Here's the kickoff, through the endzone. We'll be right back."

Boy, this thread took a dark turn. I WAS JUST TRYING TO SAY I LOVE YOU GUYS GEEZ

I want you to know that I hear your reason for hating spaghetti, and I can understand where you're coming from. That being said, I still respect you less as a person because of this opinion.

Not to get all "eff the system" about it, but honestly, stealing four dollars worth of chicken from a company that makes billions of dollars hardly puts me in a moral dilemma.

You know, it's never to late to change things. You can still kill yourself. Sorry, that was a mean joke. Don't kill yourself, you're good people.

What you deserve after sassin' me, woman!

Then I'll bring you back one riblet. No sauce, though.