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Skiles

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  1. No, man. Valentime's Day. February 14. The one with the hearts and candies and shit. Valentime's Day.
  2. No, wait... Sorry, false alarm.
  3. Skiles

    :420:

    DO DRUGS BETTER SCRUB
  4. Skiles

    :420:

    :420:
  5. But I can't use food stamps on fast food. D:
  6. Not when you're broke, it isn't. I haven't even set foot in a Wendy's in four months.
  7. Ironically, my resolution is to gain a lot of weight. Give me your weight.
  8. Maybe she just finds the idea of being chopped up to be not ideal.
  9. But Valentime's day is just 44 days away.
  10. It was great. Went out and did karaoke, watched a bunch of my friends drink copious amounts of booze, and my buddy proposed to his lady in front of the whole bar and I recorded it. It was exhausting, but a lot of fun.
  11. Then she probably doesn't need you to defend her on an internet message board.
  12. I dunno, man. There's no money in relapsing. Prolapsing, you're one video away from making a small fortune.
  13. MINNESOTA WILD
  14. If I'm the only thing standing between us and Russia/China, we're fucked no matter what.
  15. 1 GF 3 victims
  16. No! Screw that! I love America, but not enough to fight for it. Unless something happens to my dogs or cats, I'm not fighting for a God damn thing.
  17. What about a sore nose and runny throat?
  18. I guess you're right. If anyone needs me, I'll be at the bar.
  19. I mean, look. If the world is a nuclear wasteland, and I somehow survive, I can't promise that I won't be getting as shitfaced as possible.
  20. Whoa whoa whoa, I don't like the implication that I'm any kind of soldier. I ain't fightin' shit!
  21. You mean I gotta go through an apocolypse sober? Geez...
  22. Is it? I don't think it is.
  23. Just booze.
  24. Is that a good enough reason for me to relapse?
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