garbagepailcat

This sounds brutal, but it is the best sunburn advice I've ever been given. Take a shower so hot that it feels like it is melting your skin. It takes the heat and tightness out of the sunburn.

Two things: 1. That looks delicious. 2. The dumplings kind of look like labia.

My internal clock is shit. I'm also bad at directionial awareness. I think the two are related.

thanks, friend. Am I allowed to ask the examiner what he's writing down?

My grandpa told me to take the test without my glasses, but I can't see shit so I don't really think that's the best idea. You ever got a Georgia license?

Driving anxiety is one of my top anxieties. I'll try not to let it surface while I do the test. I definitely needed to hear the mirror advice. When am I supposed to look out my windows and in my mirrors though? Like for the obvious reasons of turning and passing, but are there other times I should be looking? I'm sorry if this sounds dumb. I'm just this dumb.

Yeah, a Y-turn seems like a formal three-point turn with turning signals and shit. I'm sure I'll have to do it at some point, but I don't think it's a large portion of my state's test.

I had to google a Y-turn. I don't think that is something we do around here. Thank god though cause it seems intense.

Thanks for the words of encouragement and solid advice everyone, especially ghostrek.

I honestly thought I could live my entire life without driving, but this isn't 1910 and I don't live in a city with public transportation.

Someone I know got herpes of the ear from a wrestling mat in middle school.

Cause I never did that. I got my learners and then decided that driving was too scary and stressful for my weak constitution and said fuck it. But here I am, at the ripe age of 24, finally needing to drive myself places. I bought a car. I have practiced driving and parking. I think I'm ready to do the thing? Idk. There isn't much of a point in this thread except for IM SCARED IM GOING TO FAIL OR DIE

hey, thanks! here's another.

What's your favorite melon? Mine is honeydew.

Hover over a desert plateau for an ungodly amount of time.

I'll pay you $5 if you draw a little rat tombstone on your oven.

Buy yourself a projector.

I am eating them for the first time in 8 years. Keep me in your thoughts and prayers as I purposely consume just enough poison to see things that aren't there and generate some inflated sense of comprehension and purpose.

Actually giving a shit about it this year cause the falcons.

Spicy sweet chili Doritos only

I usually go to sleep around 10pm and wake up around 5am. Sometimes I sneak in naps in the evening from 5 to 8 and get myself real fucked up.