garbagepailcat

truly, relationships are overrated.

I'm English and Irish af, but the first time I ever drank, I drank cheap whiskey mixed with fucking orange Fanta and got so sick that I've never been able to drink it again.

but wouldn't it be cooler if it tasted good?

I don't really like it, but it's what I've drank my whole life when I need to sad drink cause it's strong. I normally get the black label, but the liquor store didn't have it. I've never had it with ginger ale, but that sounds tasty. I love ginger ale. I've only had tequila once. It was recently, and it was super gross. My friend forced me to drink margaritas. Never again.

haha. I don't think I've even seen an iPod in like 7 years, but that's cause I use my phone for everything now.

awww! That's awesome! Congrats. I can't wait till I'm responsible and can get my own home.

you looking to get the iPhone 7 or 7 plus?

bless

there is no such thing as good whiskey.

ill be your daddy

What relative do you wanna bang?

i didn't know that ipods were still a thing. A hotel suite sounds nice tho. What hotel?

I should have bought vodka! I actually thought about it, but went with sailor jerry's instead cause habit. I havent had vodka and orange juice in a long time. That is one of the more tolerable mixed drinks.

I've never found a beer I like, but I havent really tried. I'm drinking spiced rum and doctor pepper, but I don't like to mix it. I just wish I could enjoy it instead of forcing it down.

I have had one of those in a Mexican restaurant before, and it was tasty. That's too sweet to get sad drunk with though.

Mexican Sugar Cookies[/member] give me tasty alcoholic beverages to drink with my cheerleader tastebuds.

I cannot imagine any more bitterness in my life.

But goddamn I hate the taste of alcohol? Idk how people enjoy doing this. This is a lie.

Why do you need a box cutter?

I hope santa delivers.

This month has sucked. But while you have foolishly stopped drinking, I have only just begun.

It doesn't really matter. I'll probably be alone wherever I am, and my cats will eat my remains. So maybe that cat island in Japan just to speed up the decomposition process.

Show me your amazon wishlists or just tell me what your hearts desire.

I have a shitty desktop, an iPhone 7, and a NES. Living big. I don't really have a desire for any new electronics, except maybe a laptop for school.

10/10 would snug those cats