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That's the plan but it's such a bullshit job I might go full zeni and not even make it through orientation this morning. Depends when their health insurance kicks in really. If it's 90 days, I might stick around for about 95.

I know, when the hiring manager told me they start at $8 it was only out of sheer broken down desperation that i remained seated instead of pushing everything off her desk and leaving abruptly

Excellent thread

Plasma selling is a great life hack. I'm going to look into selling bone marrow, right now

This happened pretty much every day the last 5 years of Babbling

I'm up at 2am responding to Craigslist ads by "generous" men hoping it's not the police.

Probably died from second hand smoke inhalation

I need to try this

Someone tell me how to change the number of posts per page right now DJ Sona[/member] help

He's trying to piss people off and it worked on me. You did it Packard, you successfully annoyed me with your dumb words.

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No. What? No.

Wacdonald's is better

Also you have to hold two fingers to your temple the entire time and stare at the person mystically

A cat with fangs

I think it's going to be pretty good for a piece of shit bad movie

But what if you need someone to do something but when you read their mind they're thinking "I ain't never doing that shit in this life"

Don't you work at Taco Bell or something op? How do you not have a co-worker who you're cool enough with to ask if they have a friend who inhales the green menace? It seems like 50% of people under like age 35 partake, it's kinda just all over everywhere

Well Make a friend who has at least one friend who isn't a square Ask your friend if y'all can hang out together bc you want to meet their non square friend and get a weed connection through them

Full access to everything anyone is thinking and has ever thought, or no access but you can control anyone's mind to make them do whatever​ you want? Either way you can only be in one person's head space at a time and you must remain within rock throwing distance of them or the connection will be broken.

You're only saying this because of all the stupid shit you're on record as saying/advocating for, and you know you'll continue saying things everyone else thinks are stupid so you feel this will give you a pass but it won't.

Okay, but surely one of them has a friend who does.

If you don't have irl friends, make some irl friends first. Not even for the express purpose of acquiring weed, you should just do that first. Then if you're still interested it will follow naturally.

It still feels nice if you do it every day, less intense/profound feelings but that's a good thing imo

It feels nice, much better than drinking alone does.