NaBarney

What Jesus save us

I thought you were my spirit animal, but I never ask myself this question, so now I'm no longer sure.

Well, I tried sending some pretty strong signals to my Lyft driver on the way home from work this morning but he didn't bite.

I second toothpaste, I never had much acne but it always seemed to work in high school

Maybe if you watched a sad or emotional movie you've never seen before it will help you cry, even if you're not the type to tear up during movies, one might trigger you with all the other shit going on in your head. Like idk, watch children of men and bawl during the scene at the end where **spoilers** the war zone fighting stops when the soldiers hear the baby crying, or something. Who knows what will catch you off guard and help you cry it out.

What are some of the little sites? I've never heard of Eros and assumed AFF was just some bullshit that pops up on porn sites, not a real thing people use. Like "Fuckbook," that can't be real right

Whenever luuv talks vaguely about his vision for this place being "about media" and how it's "not really open yet" I laugh. This is just what it's always going to be.

No, that's different. They could record me and I don't want any video of me out there. I just want to make a quick few hundred bucks anonymously.

I should mention I do not own a computer and don't have internet service, just my phone with unlimited (soon to be throttled to a slug's pace) data. But maybe one of these is still viable, idk. Thanks I'll look into it. Probably can't make what I need though. Maybe if this was back in early February http://unevenedge.imfapp.in/free-for-all/at-http://unevenedge.imfapp.in/free-for-all/at-$0-again/-again/ But for now, a foray into whoring still seems to be the best option. EDIT weird, can't link to a UE thread with a dollar sign in the title/url.

So you're.. playing the short game with the 11 year olds?

Like a fifth of my Facebook friend have changed their names this month for some reason, seems to be some privacy movement to do so that I don't care about. You can change your name on Facebook, man.

Yeah, none of the escort documentaries on Netflix seem useful to me. Idk maybe I just sit at the gay bar and wait for offers?

Some good news for Memphis, their 100 million dollar man Chandler Parsons suffered a season-ending knee injury that will require surgery and hopefully keep him out of the playoffs no matter how deep they go. All of their small forwards are horrible, but they're all better than "we have to make this work" Parsons, so this gives Memphis a big boost. Oh and they beat San Antonio tonight, 2-0 vs them for the season. I don't think any other team has beaten both the Spurs and Warriors twice this year. They've also beaten the Rockets twice, and I hope to God they play them in the first round. I like that they signed free agent Omri Casspi even though the only thing I know about him is this: [YouTube] [/YouTube]

Yes

Really nice of viper to publicly shit himself to try and cheer buddy up like this

1938_Packard[/member] so how did you find this place?

It happened, man. Berry settled the class action lawsuit with many women.

You can get more than one by replaying the game. You're just selfish

Chuck Berry had sex with numerous underage girls and secretly filmed hundreds of women shitting in the bathroom of his restaurant. It goes to show you never can tell.

Can you trade me a Mind Reader Poliwrath tonight?

Oh, I was saying that's what bnmjy was saying

My friend left some mystery pills at my house. One is ibuprofen, the others are little round orange boys with no markings. I will never eat them.

I don't understand this response to my post, but that's a very baller thing you did.

Like I'm cool with the risk to my physical well-being that comes with dating app hookups but I really don't want to get arrested and further burdened financially.

Bucket made those sound like a tremendous waste of time over the years, especially Amazon, but maybe he's just lazy, and anyway he did still do them. Hmm. Have you used any of those, or any survey sites? I really need to get one of my cars running so I can get a second job, and stop wasting money on Lyft.