NaBarney

Wow really? What a hater.

One year toward the end I made a thread called Orificial ASMB Tearbook and named whoever I wanted as winners and klinkin came in all scoched earth mad about being named "Biggest Drama Queen" not realizing it was just some shit I made up. Other people were upset at the "results" too but that's the one I remember laughing at most

They're still living in his coat closet waiting for help to arrive

If they're not taking refugees from Tennessee I'm all out of ideas

She's like "but I thought y'all had a clinic"

In the cat box again

Brian Lee Crowley, head of the Macdonald-Laurier Institute public policy think-tank, said the number of illegal migrants could spike as the weather warms, and "if people become convinced there's a large uncontrolled flow of illegal immigrants, I think that will be a very serious political issue for the government." Authorities dismiss the idea they are being lax. Dan Brien, spokesman for Public Safety Minister Ralph Goodale, said trying to slip across the border "is not a 'free' ticket to Canada," and noted all the asylum-seekers are immediately arrested. "If they are found to be inadmissible without a valid claim, deportation procedures are begun," he said when pressed on the poll. Those who cannot be identified, are a flight risk or pose a public danger can be detained, he added. It sounds like Canada would get rid of me.

Well yeah not tonight but when you try to move, do it illegally at first and try to get citizenship while you're living there or something

Please do it and report back. Seriously, just try

I need to do something because life here is not working out for me.

Yeah we're friends, I'll check out your vid. Even if I couldn't find legal employment up there I could make it work. Worst case scenario, all my asmb friends can send me money

Can I get a source on this? How do you know they're being allowed to stay?

Yeah you'll want to be well rested so you can clean more shit tomorrow and celebrate by eating more shit for dinner.

Really? I can just go? Without finishing school or anything? Oh my god

Don't spoil the ending for the IB crowd.

One time a lady who had been driving 12 hours arrived at the hotel I work at and passed out from heat exhaustion while shitting in the public restroom and her hemmornoids had burst and were bleeding from sitting in the car all day, like a lot of blood was on the floor mixed in with the liquid shit. Luckily bc it happened in the women's restroom my yemale co-worker helped the lady and took the initiative to clean it up. Idk why she didn't make the manager do it. Literal shit is always above my pay grade regardless of what I'm getting paid.

I got off at 5pm today and go in at 5am tomorrow. They already doing this shit. Woke up tired today and after the walk home and walking the dog I'm too tired to recount how the first day of on the job training went, so expect a mega update tomorrow. It was some real bullshit though.

This is my corner

Fine have it your way, let's say it was Swordfish_II or something then

I heard Maenos was arrested for lewd acts in public

I started to make one but it devolved into a blog thread with no direct begging

*cackles trollfully*

That's okay I'm not seriously fundraising, most people here are poor or hate me.

Don't worry, part two will be coming after today and it will definitely be better. Definitely

The video of the fireman pulling a burning fuel nozzle out of a gas tank was bad ass. Will replicate if given the opportunity