NaBarney

Wasting people's time is the ultimate troll + this might help drum up some venmo donations in my next pitiful beggar thread. Also poof whores for a living and zeni is a sociopath, their stories are far more interesting than most.

If your convenience store sells gasoline than it won't be much of a change for you.

Oh yeah and one of the videos was about imminent automation that will eliminate very many man hours, the HR lady added "they haven't said yet when they're starting that but I hope it's soon, we're excited."

I'm trying not to give away exactly where I'm working or what I'm doing, but most of my computer training was about emergency stop buttons and the different classes of fire extinguishers, so it probably wouldn't be much of a change for you.

My posts aren't always honest but erything in this one is completely true. Please ignore any past/present tense changes, I know it's annoying but can't help myself. I get to work and my socks and shoes are soaking wet because I had to walk through grass and ditches the morning after a storm, there are no sidewalks where I live. I get there right on time and talk to a girl who used to do my new job, she says it's easy which puts me in a good mood. The hiring/HR manager comes and gets me, for the next four hours she will be doing orientation with just me and this other new hire for a different position, a great big fat guy. No idea his age, he easily could've been younger than me or older by 20 years. No idea, just a humongous​ bald blob with no distinctive features other than fat and a large Confederate flag tattoo on his left forearm. That isn't a disqualifier for a working with the public service industry job here, for some reason. It takes the HR woman about 15 minutes to get my time card number to do right. While she's working on the issue we're making small talk and I happen to mention having poor eyesight, this sends her off on a long tangent that begins with "I hope this won't offend you but I'm a believer in the Lord" and ends with her having her poor eyesight healed at age 19 by a Christian healing preacher, "the eye doctor had never seen anything like it," she now has 25/20 vision. As an atheist thinking this is the dumbest shit I've heard all day and it's not even 10 AM, I am made highly uncomfortable throughout this story but respond positively because this is the woman who hired me and I'm not even officially clocked in yet. We get our employee manuals, on the first page is a "message from the district President" except she informs us the name and full page photo of the man the generic welcome to the team message is attributed to is no longer the district President and hasn't been for quite some time. Then we watch a bunch of ridiculous corporate training videos and fill out these workbooks like it's first grade. She knows they're stupid and skips a lot of them, after a couple of the ones we did watch she says "I should've skipped that one." At the end of this I have some blank questions the videos​ didn't answer. I ask her "what are the four C's?" She can only name two of them and searches the office for a poster she used to have with them on it but doesn't find it, so that gets left blank. During the videos the main manager leaves his office and has to pass by us so introduces himself, asks us how we're doing and tells us to ask him if we ever have any questions, asks what positions we're going for, when I tell him mine he says I'll soon know more about it than he does (because it's so far beneath him), I joke that if he ever has any questions about it to ask me, he doesn't seem to realize I'm joking and humorlessly reiterates how little he knows about it before walking away. It's two and a half hours in at this point so we take our 15 minute break. Me and the fat guy sit ourside instead of in the break room. His wife used to work here so I ask him some questions but he doesn't know any of the basic ones I have about healthcare. He's a pretty slow guy in general, says words slowly and doesn't seem very smart, nice but I can't really stand talking to him. Then we go back and there's leftovers from the morning manager meeting so the three of us spend 10 minutes eating some chips and bean dip and pinwheel turkey wraps which I eat because I'm no longer a strict vegetarian -- I no longer *buy* meat, but will accept poultry if offered fo free. It's pretty good. The fat guy eats 4 of the pinwheel sandwiches, the HR lady and I each have two. We do a tour of the place and she points out minor stuff that is wrong and makes a couple phone calls bothering people about why the stuff is wrong. I see the department I requested but didn't get is full of attractive young girls which adds to my dissatisfaction with where I am being placed even though it's probably the easiest position. /Zeni Next we go get uniforms. I get a couple shirts, pair of pants, and a hat I'll never wear. She asks the fat guy "which size" when obviously she should just give him the very biggest they have and hope to Christ it covers enough. He tries on the biggest they have in a bathroom and comes back saying it's way too small. She says that's the biggest they come in and keeps asking in different ways if it'll work and he keeps saying no. She asks if he could wear a tank top underneath it and he says no because their shirt only covers like half his stomach. She reiterates unnecessarily that it's the biggest size that they come in and asks if he has any shirts close to the color. He says no but he has a shirt much lighter. She says that won't work and asks if he can get one in the right color within two days but he special orders them, so she tells him to just wear the one she's giving him in the meantime and she'll try to order him some bigger if that's possible. In my head I'm just like the fuck with the color, let dude wear his shirt that fits. Ultimately this is what she says after he continues refusing to wear the 2XL that is visibly way too small for him without it even being on his body. Finally it's time to do computer training in a very cold room. By this point our 4 hour shift ends in 30 minutes so I agree to stay an extra couple hours to get done as much as possible. I ask if there's a chance I could finish all my computer training today, she says I definitely won't get done with everything today. Spoilers: I get done with all my training with 45 minutes to spare, but by the time I was starting mine the big man was still asking her for help with just logging on/getting to where he needed to be in the program, so I could see why she assumed I wouldn't finish quickly. The courses themselves were really easy and since it was just me and him in the room I could've and should've fucked off on my phone or in the bathroom or something instead of plowing through them. Some of the revenue and waste statistics disgusted me, and there was a portion about shrinkage that stressed most theft is done by employees and I think literally said "if you see something, say something" as if I'm seriously going to betray my fellow $8 an hour employee in order to protect corporate profits. The big guy heads out early and I finish all my shit so I go back to her office 45 minutes earlier than when I could've milked the clock til. She sounds skeptical that I finished "ALL??" of the unskippable PowerPoints/videos and easy lil quizzes so soon but says I can leave, tells me if there's any unfinished I'll have to do them when I come in next. I'm like k but they're done though and leave. I go back in about 8 hours and my feet have painful blisters on them from spending hours in wet socks, my walk tomorrow should be a dry one though.

My frequency has reached peak serenity and I'm about to initiate The Quickening

I might make another thread asking for money before bed, so sit tight for that.

I used to masturbate to them on mute throughout middle and high school on nights I wasn't brave enough to look at jpegs on the family computer (had dial-up)

Did everyone survive your visit

Did he seem like a dumb guy

Pretty funny that there's a place named Prosperity in South Carolina.

I hate how horny weed makes me when I'm by myself but I love how easy it is to make high girls cum

But I like the way maryjuanuh makes me violently convulse

I hope my phone breaks

As much as you smoke, how do you expect to live to be over 100?

Venmo me $.25

After spending five hours today in wet shoes from walking through grass and drainage ditches for $40 I'm seriously considering it, don't have the stomach for this level of bullshit.

My 2DS battery shit the bed, apparently a common problem, and idk when I'll be able to order a new one so it'll be awhile.

Did you purchase a fucking town house?

He'll be like "ACTUALLY I was getting around to illustrating why I shouldn't have to pay for someone else to have heat in the winter time when there's people who rent overpriced furniture instead of saving for their heat bills and yes these are always the exact same people, trust."

And if ten million make it through you round them up and send them someplace far away. And if that place is horrible that's their problem not our country's. And if that place is horrible specifically because of our country's policies you still do it and don't make any policy changes because America always comes first at the expense of anything and anyone. Do I have this right?

"Some people rent overpriced furniture, so therefore healthcare access shouldn't be a human right regardless of one's ability to pay" There, I skipped to the end for you.

Anyway we have enough porn right now to satisfy the human race for the rest of eternity.

I only masturbate to private content that was stolen and uploaded without the consent of the people on film.

I eat folks.