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April fool's day actually has one of the highest suicide rates of any day of the year, due to people thinking suicidal folks are just foolsin' when they talk about ending their life. April fool's

Yeah but my night job is nice because I can eat free food and never stop posting.

I'll tell you when I decide to quit. Which hopefully will be in 3 hours, proper nutrition be damned.

The mgr got reported the other day by a crazy person who made things up. So, that person might actually do it. But hopefully they'll be so blatantly unhinged their concerns will be dismissed out of hand. I got a lot of people complaining about the old man who was working the previous day (who first trained me) being hateful, which he is. I just acted like I didnt know who they were talking about bc new. But I totally get why he's hateful.

Well if I stick w this I'll be working 6 days a week. If not, I'll be working 2 audits a week until the end of the month when I go full time audit, living the dream, but starving until then. I don't want any pity, just cash.

3 hours and 45 minutes in yesterday morning I almost snapped legit at this old man who was threatening to take his business somewhere else for a fundamental aspect of the business well beyond anyone's control, yet not leaving, while a line formed behind him. Luckily the mgr happened to finally get back from wherever and took over and told me to take my break. I came back ready to be like "I can't handle this shit" but she said he's done that before/always does that because he's retarded. But yeah I feel like those moments are too inherently regular for me to put up with this for three more weeks.

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Gotta leave in 3 hours to get there, still on foot. It's so bad. The customers are so bad, the job is shitty too of course, getting caught in the rain at 6am yesterday sucked, but it's the class of people who really ruin it. I was going to expand on this but I can't even get into it. People are just so crazy. Where I live is the trashville sector so it's like 800 micro transactions a shift. I did make one rookie mistake when busy which would've cost someone a whole $.80 and they went off, which I'm cool with, like yeah it's crazy to get that upset over exactly 80 cents but still, my bad. The manager made it right by basically giving them their .80 back via a convoluted discount because the dude kept crying and wouldn't leave when she told him there was nothing to be done. Idk what I would've done had it happened when I was on my own other than literally paying him a dollar out of the register to leave. Every other crazy person getting angry had nothing to do with me being new or anything I did, that's just how they are every day out in the world responding to stimuli. I couldn't believe it was really happening at times, one lady was almost crying in frustration and blaming me and the manager because she couldn't figure out how to work something. The stories my coworkers have told me are actually unbelievable. Like I'm not sure they can possibly be accurate they're so headsplittingly insane. Not even just uber petty but dealing with actual mental problems. Let alone the various liars and shady people, that's an entirely separate and honestly not as bad set of bullshit. I'm considering not going in this morning, calling and quitting since I got shit to do. I'm finally able to afford getting my car fixed tomorrow, and working with the lunatics + waiting on the car during the afternoon + going in to my second job at midnight is a recipe for feeling like shit and being up for Christ knows how many hours over 24, but I can't really justify quitting yet since training shifts are easy and I'm so broke. I go full time at my enjoyable night job the last week of April but I have a lot of bills and literally no food until then. So I don't know what else I can do except this shit for another week + selling plasma. This world is painful hell.

No. Stop. Come back.

Oh, you probably meant luck for everything that comes after her saying yes. Good luck. It'll be good

She'll say yes, it's all good.

<3

It's funny when their goal is to be immobile

A model, or America's next top model?

Wow really? What a hater.

One year toward the end I made a thread called Orificial ASMB Tearbook and named whoever I wanted as winners and klinkin came in all scoched earth mad about being named "Biggest Drama Queen" not realizing it was just some shit I made up. Other people were upset at the "results" too but that's the one I remember laughing at most

They're still living in his coat closet waiting for help to arrive

If they're not taking refugees from Tennessee I'm all out of ideas

She's like "but I thought y'all had a clinic"

In the cat box again

Brian Lee Crowley, head of the Macdonald-Laurier Institute public policy think-tank, said the number of illegal migrants could spike as the weather warms, and "if people become convinced there's a large uncontrolled flow of illegal immigrants, I think that will be a very serious political issue for the government." Authorities dismiss the idea they are being lax. Dan Brien, spokesman for Public Safety Minister Ralph Goodale, said trying to slip across the border "is not a 'free' ticket to Canada," and noted all the asylum-seekers are immediately arrested. "If they are found to be inadmissible without a valid claim, deportation procedures are begun," he said when pressed on the poll. Those who cannot be identified, are a flight risk or pose a public danger can be detained, he added. It sounds like Canada would get rid of me.

Well yeah not tonight but when you try to move, do it illegally at first and try to get citizenship while you're living there or something

Please do it and report back. Seriously, just try

I need to do something because life here is not working out for me.

Yeah we're friends, I'll check out your vid. Even if I couldn't find legal employment up there I could make it work. Worst case scenario, all my asmb friends can send me money