NaBarney

Crash Bandicoot This is how you spend your 20s

I'm so tired I want to die but I have to leave the house and start my day in 30 minutes. Maybe I'll take a power nap in an alley

I hate cars. Fuck a car, get this shit away from me. I don't want it anymore. I hate paying rent to old people who own a bunch of houses. Why can't they just give me and my friends a house. We'd take care of it, it's not fair. I hate when an old person who owns a bunch of houses sells one and you have to find a new house to rent from an old person if your current one doesn't have a house available for you to move into. I want to take some of their houses from them.

Western Conference predictions Warriors over Blazers, Lillard has multiple 45 point games in horrible losses Grizzlies over Spurs in 7 excruciating games no one will watch Jazz over Clippers, because Clippers Westbrook over Rockets who inexplicably shoot 27% on 55 threes per game Eastern conference wishful thinkings Bucks over Raptors, just hilarious Washington over Hawks who literally forget to show up Celtics over Bulls despite Rondo playing all 48 minutes of every blowout loss and averaging a triple double stat line of 11-10-12 Pacers over Cavs in 4, largely due to peak Paul George, basement Kevin Love, and Lance Stephenson hitting a game winner in game 1 then somehow baiting LeBron into being ejected from game 2 and suspended for games 3 and 4.

Conversation with these girls on okcupid would probably come more naturally if you were heterosexual.

Hepl

I need

Okay, I do like the ability to have a wall that only I can post to. it's useless but I like it.

I didn't opt in but seems like now there's no way to see when anyone was last online on mobile. So we lost that feature. Not sure what was gained other than seeing the last several visitors to view someone's profile (useless) and the wall that no one can post to. I'm not opting in to this because I don't understand what will happen if I do and don't care to find out.

Did it keep its middle finger form after you walked away, forcing an employee to change it?

I like to cum while pissing

Cavs vs Lance Stephenson's Pacers in the first round gives me a reason to actually watch an Eastern conference series at all, and I'm more excited by that one than any series aside from Westbrook vs the Rockets

U prob forgot your password. I'm on mobile and it's all good.

So glad they nerfed both parental bond and sucker punch. I have a shiny perfect Farfetch'd with a stick. Might use it in the next battle vs buddy just for laughs

I'm surprised every other person who controls it doesn't do this.

My offer is real I actually do have one, with the skill link ability

From the singles I've heard I already know it won't for me.

I'll trade you a shiny one with perfect IVs for a Mind Reader Poliwrath.

That's so weird since you were the top kudoed poster on the old board. Where's Thoward? He likes you

Not true, there's an "awful lot of posting going on."

I keep forgetting Bill Watterson is still alive

Where is this awful lot of posting happening?

You can't fuck it up

I had a pb&j for the first time in a very long time. It was good. Will probably be burnt on em after the next 10 I'll eat this week

Someone's been watching Hamilton Morris.