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Uh I think he would know better since he gets his info direct from aliens via rituals, not earth's stupid scientists

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The holiday isn't affecting my work or life in any way Gonna crack open some cold ones with the boys tonight and probably sleep all day Saturday, Sunday, and Monday with some overnight shifts in between.

Lil B knows magick is real and wields curses as ably as the oldest Illuminati wizards

Idk I saw your tic sig and that's just what came out.

Most people on this forum are fat.

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As funny as it would be if Golden State loses again, I can't support LeBron inflating his ring count by hiding in the East. Warriors in less than 7. Also I predict designated goon Dahntay Jones does something heinous to troll Draymond Green into reacting and getting himself suspended.

Mulberries are great, but idk about white mulberries. I didn't know that was a thing. I'd be scared to try one since it seems like it'd be hard to tell ripeness if they're just all white.

No one knows. He could probably find this place pretty easily, if by no other way than simply googling distinct screen names like yours and mine. So, hopefully something debilitating

I need to check in on what Tao Lin has been up to lately. Hopefully he's out of his mandala phase

Xanax for dogs

Poof taught me some new ones in that thread trying to guess someone's new fetish. The weirdest one I remember was financial domination, guys who beg girls online to demand they give them their credit card info and stuff.

My butt

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What's the nature? I've gotten a lot of shinies with bad natures

Riley Reid looks like a child You're not helping your case here

Come with me, I will show you The Way

3D porn makes him sick and scared, he doesn't want it here Only little anime girls

Tease me

Corpseses

I stole this pair from someone else bc I was staying at their house for like a week and didn't bring any extras. It has a hole in it

I enjoy the way it makes me feel when I drink a lot of it really fast and the way I can afford six tall boys almost no matter how broke I am. But that's about it

*grabs you by the scruff of your neck* You need to calm down! :it:

At the gay bar one night, my friend goes to the bathroom and passes a guy who says in a mocking tone, "hipsters at the fag bar." What the fuck is up with that?