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Considering frog populations have been on the decline in a big way in general, I'll take the chance of flooding my local ecosystem with them

Take me under your wing as a porn protege Teach me the craft, if doing so excites you

The birds don't eat them, even when they're just flopping in mud. It makes me wary

I've been releasing them once they emerge from the water, at least ten already. I'd keep a couple but apparently they're a pain in the ass to feed when they're really young. Better to let their instincts figure it out in the real world.

Rescued several more today, they were just flopping in a dog paw print in the mud which had managed to retain a small amount of water, the rest dried up. Here's a pic of the cool water bug/insect large I haven't identified. Speedy guy. He's above the fish and to the right of the tadpole in the corner.

If I did anything embarrassing on here my life would be over bc this is my life what

Whenever I'm watching Bill Burr I'm thinking "this guy is the GOAT"

The high ground won't save you from this many Ginobilis charging from below.

Otherwise I'm storming your machine gun nests

I'll be your sentry outpost occupying this next highest ground if you'll call us co-workers

That silly ass Nike commercial they played right after the game was so dumb. All of Durant's critics being silenced by... him winning a championship with the Warriors? As if it wasn't a foregone conclusion, as if there's nothing to criticize in him joining a 73-9 team and winning that way.

Nah, life is suffering, death is an end to that.

Eh people say this a lot but what are they actually complaining about though? The Cavs "won" three #1 draft picks in four years which had like a .01% chance of happening, then added LeBron James when he bolted from his capped out old man Miami team which easily could've played in 0 Finals total had they been in the western conference. So should LeBron not have been allowed to join a team that had been horrible for years once it had enough good draft picks to possibly become good again, or what? Golden State drafted and developed all of its stars, added modest free agent Iguodala, went to the Finals twice, broke the all-time best season record, all with home grown talent and a roster assembled the right way, then got to sign Durant thanks to a freak once in a lifetime cap increase that everyone knew was coming for years and will probably never happen again. It's messed up that the East is so rotten that whatever team has LeBron on it gets a free pass to the Finals, but there's a lot of great teams and players in the West. The Spurs have been great for two decades for reasons that have nothing to do with parity, the Clippers have three all star players and win 50 games every year, the Rockets have one all star and have had more success than most other teams the last few years, the Grizzlies make the playoffs every season against all odds. What's the parity problem? It sounds like people are just mad that Golden State drafted outstanding offensive and defensive players and was smart enough to utilize them correctly in order to beat the rest of the league for several years, then got to add Durant. Which IS broken, but not in a "something needs to be done to prevent this from happening again" way. Even if Durant didn't join the warriors last season they still would've been favorites to win the title.

He's going to quietly push to get Kevin Love traded so they can actually have a bench. Watch. WATCH

If Boston runs it back with basically their same team then yeah

His team can't defend anybody, and Kyrie and Love aren't consistent scorers.

That's way too nice of a kayak for anyone to just buy off some random person. Whoever would drop over a grand on a motorized kayak is going to buy from a reputable seller. That said, Craigslist is probably your best bet.

I tried this several times here when I didn't have food to eat and people still make fun of me for it. But you're well-liked so it might go better, I hope it does. +1 coffee

Idk if the US will allow it, but at least statehood could give them better options to deal with whatever made up number their staggering colonial debt to America is up to now.

Yeah Tennessee but I'm as close to the Atlantic ocean as I am to Memphis. I could water a small garden just with what I dump out of my dehumidifier every day.

BRING IT OOOONNNN I hate when I see all y'all running out of water because it reminds me that it's only a few years before where I live is overrun with climate refugees from out west.

That's one of the better skits it could have been. Like he could have seen this instead [YouTube] [/YouTube]

Have I told you lately that I stared into the abyss Sittin on the dock of the abyss I fought the abyss and the abyss won

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