NaBarney

That's my dream shift. Nothing good happens during those hours anyway so you'll never miss anything due to work, as long as you can manage the crazy sleep schedule.

Look for the lonely guy holding only a guitar case, no bags. Ask him if he's Drake.

Anything moved to DF gets absorbed into that giant bloblike never-ending Packard thread

Just want to say this forum on mobile is great. I love the cool quote feature where all I have to do is highlight a portion of someone's post and I get a "Quote This" button. Especially useful for responding to someone point by point. That alone is worth the upgrade. Also appreciate not seeing sigs and being able to see custom rank colors. Idk what this place looks like on a desktop but phone posting is A+

Never arrive on time to anything again

Your brain is undergoing drug induced rewiring, getting smarter

One day they'll love each other and your cat will regularly greet your dogs with nose to nose sniffing

Happy birthday, I am older than you by a couple weeks

I'll trade you whatever you want for that mind reader fissure poliwrath

There is no reason for you to give these people two weeks notice after they stole thanksgiving from you. If you don't care about the reference then the only good reason to stay any longer than what you need them for would be if suddenly bailing would fuck up any co-workers you care about, but since it doesn't sound like that's the case my advice is to quit whenever you want to, you don't owe them any more of your time.

Needed more Joker

Elaine's goldfish made it so stressful to me

I feel like Derrick Rose contemplating retirement is only the beginning of how dark this Cavs season is going to get.

Bellamy*

Everything's all good except sometimes I want to die immediately

Hero status They clearly wanted to roleplay things

Don't talk to your anime robot maid like that

I remember trying to use bleach to clean a puddle of cat piss when I was a kid I had to go outside for a long time

Rim boy

He'll yhae that's much more bailworthy than Thanksgiving

That should've been the one quasi celebratory thanksgiving thing I did today, eat an entire pie

Some places never close. People work at these places

That's every employer ever don't let em get this one from ya If the money is more important than do u tho

Just bail on it? Fuck em, they steal enough days from you, don't regret this one. Say you got really sick. I know you're not supposed to be in there with those old people or w/e when you're shitting your pants sick

No the fuck it isn't