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I hit a cement floor with my forehead from five feet up when I was four, it was pretty radical for sure. I mean, the projectile vomiting that followed wasn't...so I've been told.

Also, good morning Sir ^.^

I have so many questions tho...

Oh, I almost forgot. Sorry, something important came up earlier. (I ttly went downstairs for baby dills and got completely side-tracked.) But here... I give you the American AND the British version And look...I'll even put YOU in the post. Also...and I'm so very sorry for this but my hand wants what it wants...and it doesn't give fuck about what our ears and eyes want... ...

... This is a reoccurring incident for you? Is it an intentional endeavor of yours? I think I'm going to go ahead and disagree with you on this one. It was kinda painful and it made a gross cracking noise when it happened. I mean it's not so terrible now and my retelling of how it happened when people ask has improved but the splint makes certain things annoyingly impossible to do so that I wind up taking it off half the time. Things like the dishes...or typing >.> which just becomes mildly painful again. I guess it depends on how badly you've injure it? And which hand it's on. I've only ever fractured one other thing before, never completely broken anything. But please, do tell about your experiences. I'm very interested.

I'm Dutch and Danish apparently. My results said I'm mostly Northern European...so guess I'm Norse too?

lol My phone is charging. It is at...hold on... ...14% 😋

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see if it's a child's splint?

Now I want baby dills...but they're allllllll the way downstaaaaaaairs and the intercom isn't working so I can't call for anybody ::sigh:: jk. Well, except for rly wanting pickles and they being downstairs >.>

lmfao Omg you're prob right about it being a rich ass eye doctor actually. I was sent to a specialist because I was diagnosed with vertigo recently and it WAS in a pretty ritzy neighborhood, I just went to where my insurance referred me to 😆

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It's not an exciting story (I fell over and caught it in something). But the splint makes eating dip off of chips in front of strangers goofy and awkward. Why not just use my other hand you ask? Because apparently I can't scoop for shit with my left hand! It's hard to say which hand made me look more inept! At one point I looked down at my guacamole covered splint, yelled "shoulda just used it as a shovel!!!" and stalked off to the faucet. I'm typically a neat eater. Also I can only assume it wouldn't be so bad if I didn't have hands the size of a child's as the nice lady at Urgent Care came in with the brace saying, "we have a nicer splint but I'm afraid it'll go too far passed the base of your finger". It's my middle finger! My longest finger!!! So this is either a child's brace or, Idk...a grown-ups pinky brace 😶

Both my grandma and my mother were bus drivers... ... .. . you're welcome.

😆 That eye's got some balls alright!

Well that's what the numbing drops are for. You should be saying..."uncomfortable eye watering numbing agent. Like fuck."

this was you posting in a forum 😶 😀

::waits for somebody who actually knows to respond::

As soon as it started I had an outer body visual of me watching this at my comp...don't know if I was laughing more at the vid or at myself.

So...so if I'm singing along while pushing my cart does that mean I've gone from old to sad and old?

forever and always 😶

Yeah, YEAH they are.

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Does your neighborhood or town have a facebook page? You could post that pic there as well as ask around. People should REALLY put collars on their pets.

What makes it creepy is the whole by the left eye.