Vela

It'd be funny if we each traveled over 900 miles, raced, and then left w/o saying a word to each other XD

Wouldn't it be hysterically tragic if the main character in that movie "Yesterday" was a dog?

I mean, I think you'd gotta to want to do that

You're on

It's very traumatic for herm too.

If you only knew me

License to carry a big stick

Annoying. Although imagining you coming alive with the forest because you're lit is, meh, kinda funny *shrugs*

omg I didn't even get that far That guy has two licenses.

Ha! Also that is my go-to string of blasphemy.

Like pete & pete. That was a show right? Is that kid in The Guild? I always meant to look it up...Imma do that now.

Imagine what the traffic would be like if we all had horses. How many people would train theirs to bite. Sooooo many late-for-work-stampedes. [aaaaaand I just realized I'm not quite awake. I think I was originally going to post something about how many people shouldn't have a license and that's when the horses found me. >.> Time for my morning nap]

So just that face internally, got it.

How...does...that...make sense 😐 You know what? I don't want to think about it.

And you don't look like this at the end of the day?

Well it's been a while since somebody withheld sugar from me. But thinking about it now...yeah I couldn't do that now. Lots of little things give me headaches these days. Idk how @Vamped does it

I'm literally bent over my keyboard laughing. Thank you.

I wasn't allowed sugar as a kid...so when I got a hold of gum every now and then I would camp on that piece of gum until it wasn't even chewy anymore. Anybody else? Anybody ever chew gum for so long there was no elasticity and it would basically fall apart, just slimy bits in your mouth? Srsly people, don't deprive your kids of sugar...they'll do questionable things for it 😶

I love this entire post 💜

XD This is what I saw To which I say...*gasp* Geet over here! *monster voice* GetOverHere! *vigorouslypetspetspetspetspetssqueeeezpetspets* 😁 And good morning to you 😉 😄

😆 anything more would come off as suspicious!

Honestly when you put it like that... I'd go to see if he really has an actual dungeon.

Like that's all she had in the dryer?