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What was the point of shopping someone else's face on McGregor? Wishful thinking?

Kobe put a hex on him, and MJ laughed.

Nobody is going to Tenessee of all places to escape a drought. Also, it snowed 10" in the Sierras yesterday.

That shit will give you a heart attack, man.

Whatever. In a week I'll be back on top.

Yeah, but did you find the leak?

Don't go to the Salton Sea.

Yes. Even if she hates the ocean, you can't go wrong with the St Regis Monarch Bay Resort. It's about as top shelf (and expensive) as you can get, but it's absolutely beautiful. It's in Dana Point at the bottom of Orange County. Palm Springs is the go to getaway for the rich and famous. But, with Indian gaming a thing, places like Marongo in Cabazon and Pechanga in Temecula (between Riverside and San Diego) are all inclusive resorts they are fine for a weekend escape. Something more historic is the Mission Inn in Riverside. You wouldn't expect anything nice in RTown, so it's something of a surprise if you're not familiar with it. The local mountains aren't much for resorting, especially in the summer. But, Lake Arrowhead is quaint. And, if you like cheesy, there's Solvang to the North, above Santa Barbara.

I was gonna say....

The best Batman. RIP

A white dude befriending an entire prison? Is he in Honalee State Prison?

Like you have anything that remotely looks human in Indiana.

Draymond Green murders a man with his elbow. Warriors in 5.

Yeah, I know.

Gawd

On Facebook, no less. I'm convinced.

I truly believe that no inmate would risk more time sending dick picks and racy voicemails.

I've had five cars get nails in the tires ... In the fucking garage. So how long till I get molested?

So, to recap: Dick isn't 9". Picture isn't from a dude in jail.

Against my better judgement, I have to know... How does jailbird cock have access to a phone?

It's not cheese, bro.

You're not a victim. Unless there's a spike strip out behind your car, your driveway is covered in nails, or there's a dude hammering a nail into the wheel, on no one is trying to puncture your tires.

I dunno, you should probably ask her. Also, I guess this isn't something a non-construction person thinks about, but when you say "unless the roads are nailed together" the answer is they are. The various concrete forms used to create everything from curb and gutter to bridge supports are nailed and screwed together. In fact, there is no form of construction that doesn't involve the use of nails.

Indeed. Two out of three hotties give his dick 5 stars on Yelp. The third one is just vindictive.

For real, I agree. Not that one has to be driving badly or near construction sites to get nails because those little motherfuckers are everywhere. I look down any time I'm in a parking lot because I know I'll find a random screw just chilling there randomly. But, knowing Fuggs and her... impatience...., I don't doubt she cuts across places all the time and finds every fucking nail she can find. (Also, I know Nabs is being at least partly sincere. In this case, he's probably just bringing the "male rape" thing full circle, but, it's at least partly an honest attempt to indict my posting style.)