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scoobdog

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  1. ok you say "hello I like coffee you like guys I suck" and she say cool.
  2. That's heaven to those two.
  3. Wut? He's sharing stories about slutty high school teachers with Westapark in heaven?
  4. Of course. His intention was to rattle the only guy that actually tolerates his miserable bloated ass just to distract how impotent he is. Anyway, this thread is the green light on the christmas tree. Fuck that fat piece of shit.
  5. It's fun watching simple people slowly come to the most horrific realization in their inconsequential lives.
  6. He's at his desk, in the corner. It's not a very ornate desk. There's a picture of his mom and dad. Next to that is a stack of invoices. A few cubicles down, someone's laugh booms in a few short, emphatic bursts. Zeni doesn't seem to mind. The monotony isn't crushing as he expected. It's more casual boredom. He thinks to himself... "This isn't so bad." He presses the palm of his hand into the desk until his fingers are still.
  7. You know, I wonder if being nice really will bring more people here. As often as I've heard that argument, I can probably count on my hand the times I've seen a newcomer that had something interesting to say or wanted to have a serious discussion.
  8. When it comes to you, we don't have any expectations. Somehow, you still disappoint.
  9. That shit is still going to give you a heart attack.
  10. One of these days, I'd love to call in to Fuggs' work and see if I can stump her with simple logical exercises.
  11. C'mon, man. The effort alone is pure joy.
  12. scoobdog

    Bye Roger

    Awww. I totally didn't mean to mess with your fun, brah. Also, that's not what he said.
  13. scoobdog

    Bye Roger

    So, how do you know Roger meant "aka not white enough" to be Bond?
  14. scoobdog

    Bye Roger

    Because you asked what black man could be "English, English" enough to be Bond, dipshit.
  15. scoobdog

    Bye Roger

    Is Idris Elba the only black actor in the UK?
  16. scoobdog

    Bye Roger

    It will be noted that he later felt the comments were taken out of context. Also, he never says a black man can't be Bond.
  17. That's an institution. Do you guys do lobotomies?
  18. scoobdog

    Bye Roger

    He never said he was against a black Bond.
  19. For a cut, right? You'll just take it all for yourself you greedy bastard.
  20. scoobdog

    Bye Roger

    No, cancer.
  21. Please, you'll be telling me how awful I am the entire fucking time.
  22. Probably no dollar amount only because I'm not confident in my ability to be worth the price.
  23. Congratulations!
  24. Your likes don't disappear, though.
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