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scoobdog

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  1. Took a whole seven minutes to google that.
  2. Just like you don't know how to smug about everyday shit.
  3. Shameful, even by your low standards Bucket.
  4. The weren't loose before the reupholstery, but I suppose a selective whack with rubber mallet here and there was in order. By that time, they were twenty years or more in age though, and no sigh of arms falling off.
  5. I don't remember him either. I'm sure fuggs thinks she knew not all hair dressers were gay like a decade ago or before anyone else "knew" it.
  6. All four couches I have are over 30 years old, and none have had that problem. They have been reupholstered, though.
  7. So coy.....
  8. Ask the personality that... Wait, I have no idea which of your personalities isn't full retard.
  9. But you were thinking it, right?
  10. That will definitely make the arms fall off.
  11. He would know because he's black, right?
  12. You should keep asking until the joke is funny.
  13. Cat ears with a rat tail?
  14. Because they never ask him if he's sexually active and he doesn't give them a chance to ask about drinking after he goes on a twenty minute gloat about how he's been dry for years and years.
  15. But they see the black tooth.... and they know.
  16. Didn't kill-joy look for you at Comic Con one year and somehow didn't see you? I always wondered how such a distinct character such as yourself could be invisible.
  17. Especially the dude with tar stains on his one good tooth.
  18. Never fear. She's making a ton of fake Tinderoni chats as we speak. Prepare to be shocked and amazed.
  19. Lol. They know you smoke, douchebag. That's why they ask.
  20. You need to scour his FB for dream girl. I would, but I'm not friends.
  21. Did the rats under your refrigerator host a beauty pageant again?
  22. Nope. One day you'll be grousing about your favorite dumpster, not a care in the world. The next.. the dumpster will be empty.
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